Ezra: Hey guys?
Sabine: Yeah?
Zeb: Wot
Ezra: Look, you might not believe me...but, this morning, I...I saw a skeleton. Dancing in the mirror
Zeb:
Sabine: U didn't know?
Ezra: Know what?
Zeb: That the Ghost is haunted
Ezra: What?!?!
Sabine: Why do you think it's called the Ghost for?
Ezra: Chopper told me it's because exactly at midnight during a full moon, the Ghost turns invisible to everything outside of it except for Purgils who eat oranges.
Sabine:
Zeb:
Ezra: ...Okay, now that I say it aloud, I see where I messed up
Sabine: The thing Chopper also told you about the storage room being full of meat balls is also not true
Ezra: What????
Zeb: You're so gullible
Ezra: I can't believe it...The Ghost is haunted by...a ghost!!!!
Sabine:
Zeb:
Ezra: What are we going to do????
Sabine: Don't panic. As long as you don't bother the ghost, it won't get you
Ezra: -Gasps- Guys! I just heard something in my closet!!!!
Zeb: What did it sound like?
Ezra: Some playing the kazoo very poorly
Sabine: That's the ghost!
Ezra: He's in my closet???!!!!!!!
The closet door slowly creaks open
Ezra: AHHHHH IT'S COMING FOR ME!!!!
A ghost emerges from the closet and Ezra runs for his life. He runs into the oven. Sabine and Zeb laugh
Ezra: Why are you guys laughing????? The ghost is after me!!!!
Sabine: You mean, Chopper?
Sabine removes the white sheet of the ghost, revealing none other then Chopper
Zeb: Haha you're too easy to prank kid
Ezra: I can't believe you guys!
Sabine: Ya better!
Ezra: I'll get them back for this...
2 days later
Ezra: Hey guys, Kanan made homemade caramel apples in the kitchen!
Sabine: What???
Zeb: If you eat them all before I get there, you're gonna be sleeping on the lamp tonight
Zeb and Sabine race into the kitchen. The door slams shut behind them and the lights began to flicker off and on
Zeb: Hey, what's going on?
Sabine: A Loth Cat probably got into the wires. Or Ezra
The silverware starts to float
Sabine: -Gasps- You don't think...
Zeb: Ghosts are real? No way
The microwave starts to float
YOU ARE READING
Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars
HumorThis is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pr...
