Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars

May The Fourth Be With You!

Ahsoka: Ah, a day like no other

Rex: May the Fourth. 

Jesse: Hey!!!! My turn to pin the lightsaber on the Jedi!!!!!

Fives: I bet I could beat you at a lightsaber fight blindfolded

Echo: You could not

Din Djarin: Grogu! Hey- no- don't try and eat that shoe-

Sabine: I bet you ten bucks you can't crawl up that airshaft

Ezra: Oh, you're on

Zeb: You put a spider up there, didn't you?

Sabine: ...

Ezra: AHHH!!!!

Kix: My ears are broken! 

Rex: Would somebody please quit playing Duel of Fates at full volume????

Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin! I have the highground! 

Anakin: You underestimate my power!!!!! 

Adi Gallia: If you two end up slicing my tables in half again-

Fives: Oh! General Kenobi just threw General Skywalker into the ballpit! 

Anakin: I hate you!!!!!

Cody: Oh! General, since it's May The Fourth, I have a gift for you

Obi-Wan: Really? Why thank you Cody

Obi-Wan unwraps his present and finds his lightsaber, with a wii remote strap on it

Obi-Wan: 

Cody: So you won't loose it again, sir

Obi-Wan: I don't know if I should tackle you or hug you

Cody: Neither will be fine sir. You tried the punch?

Ahsoka: Oh come on! You put hot dogs in the punch again Anakin???

Anakin: What? I ran out of oreos! 

Luke: This taste good! 

Leia: No way are we related

Kanan: Okay, okay, so let me get this straight- my wife is best friends with a clone, whose family is the clones who tried to kill me????????

Omega: Yep! 

Hera: Life is crazy. Jacen! Don't use the force to move that fridge another inch! 

Kanan: I'll go get him

Omega: Hunter, can I go down the slide again?

Hunter: Yes. Just be careful and don't drown in the ball pit-

Omega: I won't! 

Echo: What kind of parent would lose their kid in a ball pit?

Din: Grogu?? Grogu????? This is NOT funny!!! Quit hiding in the ballpit! 

Bo Katan: -sighs-

Fennec Shand: I'm not kidding! You have a little sister that I kidnapped once, and she's here! 

Boba Fett: What? I don't think so

Fennec Shand: Look, right there, beside the broody looking clone with a bandana

Boba Fett: Holy Bantha- 

Riyo: I'm so glad you invited me to come with you Fox! This party is so fun! 

Wolffe: Yeah, but Fox isn't

Fox: Hey! 

Vos: Fox!!!!! My man!!!! Good to see ya!!!!!!!