Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars

Fall Feel

Show: The Bad Batch

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Hunter walks into the main area of the Marauder, only to find it covered in leaves, pumpkins, and fall decorations

Hunter: What, happened in here???

Omega: We were decorating for fall! 

Hunter: ...Are you wearing a pumpkin suit?

Omega: Yeah! Do you like it?

Hunter: Sure....Did you guys let her do this?

Wrecker: How could we say no?

Tech: It was the most logical way to keep her occupied. -Sips his Pumpkin Spice Latte-

Echo: We might have got a little carried away

Hunter: Is this a pumpkin toilet seat?

Echo:

Omega: Yes

Wrecker! AHHH check this out! I made snap dragon fireworks except their little pumpkins!

Omega: Ooh cool!!!

Wrecker: And they release orange glitter when you make them pop! Watch!

Tech: Owww my cranium!!!

Hunter: Guys, we can't leave this place like this

Omega: Why not?

Hunter: I'm two feet deep in fake leaves and hundreds of tiny pumpkins are glued to the ceiling.

Echo: Whatever you do, don't look in the fridge

Hunter: WHERE DID YOU GET SO MANY PUMPKIN PIES?!?!

Tech: Cid. That's also where we got the motion sensor grim reaper decoration

Hunter: The what-

The grim reaper decoration touches Hunter on the shoulder

Hunter: AHHH!!!

Echo: Eh, Hunter does have a point about the pies

Omega: There aren't that many of them

Wrecker: Yeah

Tech: Echo and Hunter are correct. It is illogical to assume we can eat 20 million point 3 pies before the Autumn season is over

Hunter: How did you even afford that many pies????

Omega: We used your credit card!

Hunter: My what now??? How did you get everything else???

Echo: Fall decorations were half off at Hobby Lobby.

Omega: You just can't walk out of that store without buying something...

-Omega, holding the giant black cat squish mellow she just bought-

Hunter: Well I hate to tell you, but some of this stuff has to go.

Wrecker: Why???

Hunter: I can't even reach the control yoke of the ship without tripping over a 2 ft pile of candy corn.

Omega: But our pet squirrel Jumpy loves the candy corn! I even made him a mask out of a pumpkin!