Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars

Easter

Crosshair: Why the heck is there an egg in my shoe?!?

Echo: More importantly, why is it pink?

Wrecker: And covered in glitter?

Tech: -sighs- so my goggles weren't the only victim...

Hunter: Omega?

Omega: It's an Easter Egg, silly! 

Crosshair: A what?

Omega: -gasps- Wait, don't you know what Easter is????

Tech: It's a spring holiday that has to do with a rabbit and eggs, which is unusual, seeing as rabbits do not lay eggs...

Echo: The boys and I used to celebrate it back in the 501st. Usually ended pretty fatally, with broken eggs everywhere and someone scaring everyone else in a giant rabbit costume

Crosshair: A holiday in which you can terrify others dressed as a giant rabbit...interesting...

Hunter: Don't get any ideas

Crosshair: Fine

Omega: I read all about Easter on Kamino! It's supposed to be a lot of fun!!!!

Crosshair: I'm still waiting for the explanation to an egg in my shoe

Omega: You're supposed to hide eggs, and then go on an egg hunt to find them! I was practicing for Easter day! 

Hunter: Why eggs, of all things? 

Echo: Wait, where all did you hide eggs at Omega?

Omega: You know, around

Wrecker: Oka-

Wrecker puts his helmet on, only to find an egg crushed onto his head

Wrecker: Aww come on! 

Omega: Sorry Wrecker! 

Hunter: Well, there goes breakfast

Omega: So can we celebrate Easter?! 

Hunter: -sighs- what do you want to do?

Omega: Dye eggs! 

Crosshair: You want eggs to die? Fine, line them up, and I'll shoot them

Omega: No! You dip them in dye to make them bright colors!

Tech: The pink glitter is not enough?

Omega: No. And it kind of got everywhere. Sorry about your helmets

Echo: ....

Hunter: Okay, we can dye eggs

A little while later, after they've gathered all the right supplies: 

Tech: Alright, according to this YouTube tutorial, we are now supposed to suspend the egg into the cup of food coloring

Hunter: Are you sure about this?

Tech: Of course! 

Crosshair: Just make the egg walk the plank already...

Omega: Here goes!!!!

Omega carefully places the egg into the dye

Wrecker: Now what?

Tech: We wait

Wrecker: What do we do until then?

Omega: We could play a game! 

Echo: Not blob tag again, please. The Marauders been through enough