Hardcase: It's icing!
Jesse: Cake??? Where???
Fives: No! He means outside.
Jesse: There's cake outside?
Echo: I think they mean the sleet
Tup: What is that?
Rex: It's like rain, but ice instead
Fives: I can't wait to play out in it!
Kix: Ohoho, no. You'll break your leg
Rex: Kix is right. It's an absolute hazard. No one should be out walking or driving in this weather
Suddenly there is a loud crash from outside
Jesse: What was that?
Dogma: Who the freak just crashed into the garage?
Anakin: Hey guys!
Rex: Of course. General Skywalker
Anakin: Brutal weather out there, am I right?
Ahsoka: We crashed three times and slid in ten full circles. I don't know why I let Skyguy drive me around in his van while there's ice everywhere.
Anakin: It was a dire emergency.
Rex: What is it sir? Is General Grevious back with the segway?
Anakin: No. We were out of orange juice, so we had to go to the store
Ahsoka: Now that I think about it, it really wasn't an emergency
Rex: Ah.
Ahsoka: It's super slippery out there
Hardcase: Let me see!
Rex: Hardcase-
Hardcase: Ahhh!!!!
Hardcase trips down the stairs
Fives: Imagine sledding in this weather....
Rex: Don't get any ideas
Echo: According to the weather report, it's supposed to sleet all night.
Rex: You better not go out on the road again General
Anakin: Ah, come on Rex, I won't get hurt. I'm the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy
Rex: Your vehicles say otherwise....
Ahsoka: Lol
Jesse: So what can we do while it rains ice outside? I'm bored!
Tup: Wanna play go Mon Calamri with cards?
Fives: You can't. I flushed them down the toilet
Rex: Why???
Fives: I was bored. And I wondered what would happen
Hardcase: The toilet came alive! It's throwing up water all over the floor!
Rex: -sighs-
Suddenly there is a horrific sound
Ahsoka: What is that???
Anakin: Oh, my new ringtone. You like it?
Dogma: What...is that sound...General?
Anakin: The screams of a thousand rubber chickens as slaughter them.
Ahsoka: ....
Rex: I'm not even surprised, at this point.
Ahsoka: Who's calling?
Rex: Hopefully not the police...
Anakin: It's Obi Wan! Which means there's only one of two possibilities
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Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars
HumorThis is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pr...