Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars

Sick Day

Hunter: Has anyone seen Omega today?

Wrecker: Nope

Tech: Not since she asked for a glass of water at 3 am

Echo: What the heck were you doing up at 3am?

Tech: Reading various Wikipedia articles about Peppa Pig.

Hunter:

Tech: It is good to be knowledgeable on many subjects

Crosshair: Hey, I think the kid is like, dying or something. She's all wrapped up in a blanket and won't quit groaning and moaning

Omega: Hunter...I don't...feel so good....

Hunter: Omega! What's wrong???

Wrecker: Who hurt you????

Echo: She's got a temperature. She's burning up

Omega: But I feel like I'm freezing! What's happened to me?

Tech: Likely, you have been infected with a virus

Omega: -gasps- what???

Crosshair: Stay five feet away from me at all times

Omega: Isn't that what you usually tell me to do?

Crosshair: Yes, but be extra mindful of it or you'll find yourself handcuffed to gonky

Omega: ...Why do I feel so awful?

Hunter: You're sick, kid. 

Omega: But how???

Tech: You likely contracted the illness when you ate that Mantel Mix off the ground

Hunter: You did what???

Omega: Wrecker ate some too! 

Echo: Don't be a bad influence on Omega

Wrecker: Me??? Crosshair's the one who showed her how to shoot crickets off the wall! 

Crosshair: What? That way they can't jump on you

Omega: I feel like I'm going to fall over

Hunter: What?

Omega faints, and Hunter catches her

Hunter: Tech?!? What's wrong with her????

Tech: I told you, she has likely been infected with a virus

Wrecker: Well how do we help her?

Tech: Lay her back in bed. I will get some medicine ready

Echo: She also needs to eat to keep up her strength

Omega: But I'm not hungry...

Wrecker: I'll give you some of my limited-edition blueberry mantel mix

Omega: Okay...maybe I'm a little hungry

Echo: I'll make some tea. That'll help you feel better

Hunter: You'll be alright kid, don't worry

Omega: Are you sure?

Hunter: Yes. We've all been sick before, and we've all gotten better. Right guys?

Tech: It's only natural. And you will build up immunity to other illnesses as well

Echo: Yeah, you'll be fine. As long as you don't start hallucinating that one time like Fives did...

Wrecker: Being sick is no big deal! 

Hunter: Right, Crosshair?

Crosshair: Sure. Unless you die

Omega: :0