Crosshair: Omega, are you ready?
Omega: Yep! Just tell me when!
Crosshair: Right about...now!
Both Omega and Crosshair shoot down strings holding pails of sparkly pink glitter and maple syrup all over the rest of the batch
Wrecker: AH!!!! MONSTER SLIME???? WHERE'S THE MONSTER!!!
Hunter: They're both standing right in front of us
Omega: April fools!
Hunter: Are you two serious?
Crosshair: It was her idea
Echo: I regret telling you all those stories about how Fives, Hardcase and Jesse would prank everyone in the 501st...
Hunter: Did it have to be syrup????
Omega: Yep!
Tech: That, is most unfortunate. Seeing, as all the shampoo was used up when you gave Batcher a bath yesterday
Crosshair: I totally did not at all see that coming...
Crosshair and Omega walk away, laughing
Hunter: Oh we are so getting them back.
Tech: Already on it...
Later:
Wrecker: Hey Crosshair
Crosshair: What?
Wrecker: Here
Crosshair: A candle?
Wrecker: You're always complaining it smells in here, so, there.
Crosshair: Whatever
Wrecker: ...Why don't you light it
Crosshair: Fine
Crosshair lights the candle, only to find it was a smoke bomb
Wrecker: HAHA GOT YA!!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Crosshair: Nice try.
Tech: Did you all burn the toast again???
Later, Hunter walks in, a sad expression upon his face
Omega: Hunter, what's wrong?
Hunter: -sighs- I'm afraid I have some unfortunate news
Omega: I know, I know. I just never thought learning new tricks with your knife would damage the airbags
Hunter: What?
Crosshair: ...I definitely did not encourage that behavior.
Hunter: That...wasn't what I was getting at
Crosshair: Then what?
Omega: Ohhh, is it the-
Crosshair: Don't spill it until he says
Hunter: I'm afraid the milk has gone bad
Crosshair: What?
Hunter: Take a look in the fridge
Omega: Okay?
Omega opens the fridge, only to find this:
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Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars
HumorThis is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pr...
