Fives: One hour until New Year! 2023, here I come!
Jesse: Let's see how much chaos we can cause until then!
Hardcase: Yeah!!!!!
Rex: How about we NOT find out?
Dogma: If you don't quit banging those pots and pans, I am going to throw my shoe at you!
Hardcase: Okay! Ow!!!! Why did you throw your shoe at me anyways?
Dogma: Just because
Anakin: Everyone's ready for New Years, I see
Rex: Maybe a little too eager
Ahsoka: I'm ready! Check out my new year's resolutions!
Anakin: What is this, scare Anakin with a rubber chicken? What kind of-
Anakin sees a rubber chicken hanging from the ceiling
Anakin: AHHHHH!!!!
Rex: ...Rip the fan
Jesse: And the ceiling
Ahsoka: Lol. Well, I guess I can cross that one off my list early
Anakin: Well, if my new year's resolutions go according to plan, you will never be able to scare me like that again
Padme: Ani, what did put on your list?
Obi-Wan: Trust me Padme, you do not want to know
Anakin: Heheheh...
Satine: ....I am mildly concerned for the state of the galaxy
Padme: I found Anakin's New Year's Resolutions! Hidden inside of his porg statue!
Anakin: Hey!
Padme: It says...kill all rubber chickens, by inventing a device known as a Death Star that will target all living rubber chickens on a planet.... What?
Obi-Wan: Anakin, that's impossible and deranged.
Rex: What the general said
Anakin: Ha! You will see...you will all see!
Fives: Well, my new year's resolutions are quite simple.
Rex: Let me guess, cause chaos and mayhem?
Fives: Hey! How'd you know?
Echo: It's really not that hard to guess
Hardcase: I, am going to jump so high on my trampoline that I will reach the planet's orbit!
Rex: ...Wasn't the ceiling high enough?
Cody: Ha, lol. I'm glad my boys aren't nearly that destructive and insane
Waxer: Commander!!!!
Boil: Waxer just blew up the toilet with a pot of spaghetti!!!
Waxer: I did not! It was pasta!!!!!!!!
Cody:
Rex: As you were saying?
Padme: My new year's resolution is to win the war. Although, that has been on the list for an eternity
Satine: I just want a gigantic shoe that I can fit all of my other shoes in because the other day my closet exploded with shoes
Padme:
Anakin:
Ahsoka:
Obi-Wan: How am I supposed to take that seriously?
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Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars
HumorThis is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pr...
