Tech: Attention everyone! We have a slight emergency
Wrecker: -gasps- You ate my last chili dog?!?
Tech: No.
Omega: Don't worry! It's still in the soap dispenser where we left it!
Crosshair: So that is why I was washing my hands with chili
Echo: Gross
Hunter: What's the emergency Tech?
Tech: Since Wrecker "accidentally" put a pancake in the breakers, the power will be going out in-
Omega: Ahhhh!!!!
Crosshair: What? Has the Grimm Reaper came for us?
Omega: No! I-I just can't see anything!
Hunter: It's okay Omega. You don't have to be scared
Crosshair: Yes. Until, of course, it gets too cold in here and we freeze to death
Omega: What?!?
Echo: Crosshair
Hunter: No one is going to freeze to death. Tech, where are the spare glowsticks?
Tech: They should be hidden behind the ramen noodle supply. Do not ask why.
Wrecker: Wait...do you mean those stick things?
Crosshair: What did you expect, glowing shoes?
Tech: Technically those are a thing-
Echo: Umm, why do all the glowsticks have bitemarks in them?
Wreckeer: I, uh, kinda thought they were string cheese
Hunter: Wrecker!
Tech: This is most unfortunate
Omega: What are we going to do?
Crosshair: Strangle Wrecker in the dark since he cannot see us
Wrecker: Hey!
Tech: Do not worry; I have planned for this contingency.
Tech turns on his glasses, and they glow
Echo:
Hunter:
Omega: -gasps- That's amazing!
Crosshair: Dork
Hunter: So how long until the power returns?
Tech: Wel, I have done everything I can. We must just wait for the syrup from the pancake to work its way throughout the system.
Hunter: How long will that be?
Crosshair: Seven years
Tech: Two hours
Wrecker: Aw, that ain't bad
Omega: So, what'd do we until then? I'm kinda cold
Hunter: You can huddle by me for warmth
Omega: Okay
Omega sits on Hunter's lap
Crosshair: -sighs-
Tech: We should all share body heat to stay as warm as possible
Wrecker: Group hug!
Crosshair: No one is touching me
A few minutes later, everyone but Crosshair is huddled together
Hunter: Is refusing to touch any of us really worth freezing to death?
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Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars
HumorThis is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pr...
