Omega: -Gasps- It's that time of year again!
Hunter: What time of year?
Wrecker: Time to stuff the entire attic full of Mantel Mix?
Echo: Please no. It's the time to be frozen outside. Ugh, I hate the cold weather
Omega: No! You guys don't know what time of year it is?
Hunter: Winter?
Omega: Look at the calendar.
Wrecker: It's...uh, yeah, I can't read
Tech: That would likely be because the calendar is upside down. Here. Are you perhaps referring to Boxing Day? Or the New Year?
Omega: No! It's almost Christmas!
Wrecker: :O
Hunter: Oh.
Echo: Right.
Tech: So?
Omega: Christmas! The most wonderful time of year!!!! How could you not be excited?!?!
Hunter: Well we don't really celebrate Christmas
Omega: What?
Omega faints
Echo: Guys I think we just broke Omega
Wrecker: I know what will wake her up!
Wrecker waves Mantel Mix in front of her and Omega shoots right back awake
Omega: Mantel Mix!!!!
Hunter: Phew, she's alright
Omega: What do you mean you don't celebrate Christmas?
Tech: Well, we are usually so busy on missions we do not have time to cut down a tree
Hunter: And it will slide all over the Marauder while we're flying. We learned our lesson when we had an Emu on board
Omega: What about stockings?
Echo: Trust me, you do not want to hang anyone's stockings up. They smell worse than a porta potty
Omega: I can't believe this! You, you grinches!
Hunter: You what?
Tech: I think she is referring to the furry green creature that despises Christmas
Wrecker: We love Christmas!
Omega: Then let's celebrate it! I learned all about it on the holo-web on Kamino
Hunter: -sighs- Fine. But let's just not over-do-it on decorations, okay?
Omega: Okay! Tech, take us to Hobby Lobby!
2 hours later, and the Marauder is 3 feet deep in Christmas decorations
Hunter: What happened to not going overboard on decorations???
Echo: 70% off Christmas decorations?
Wrecker: We couldn't say no to the kid! She looked so happy!
Omega: I'm going to sprinkle green and red glitter everywhere!
Hunter: Omega no-
Tech: My goggles!
Omega: Now they're ready for Christmas!
Hunter: Omega-
Omega: Look! I made a gingerbread version of the Bad Batch! That's Echo, Tech, Wrecker, me, and you!
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Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars
HumorThis is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pr...
