*Maul has invited Grevious, Cad Bane, Vader, Ventress, and Pre Visla to the Kenobi haters chat*
Maul: You are probably all wondering why, I have invited you to this chat. It is because we have one common enemy, a man whom we hate even more than wearing wet socks and shoes: Kenobi.
Ventress: The chat name was prettyyy self-explanatory
Pre Visla: Any evil being trying to make their way in the galaxy would hate that Jedi
Cad Bane: No kidding. Once, I was just tryn' to steal every last burger from Space McDonalds when Kenobi comes in. He orders a coffee, then arrests me. Sucker.
Grevious: Ha! That is nothing. He had stolen my precious Segway from me more times that I can-
Ventress: Would you shut up about your segway? It's long gone dude
Grevious: But not in my heart-
Maul: Silence! This chat is about Kenobi! Not segways!
Pre Visla: I'm leaving. Sure, I hate Obi Wan's guts for stealing my skateboard and doing some sick moves, but I'm not a psychopath obsessed with him
Maul: What? Were not psychopaths obsessed with Kenobi!
Darth Vader: Kenobi?!?!? Kenobi!??!?! Where?????? Did you see him??????
Ventress: ....
Cad Bane: He was last seen buying a million year supply of tea on Tatooine. Dudes got a problem with tea
Grevious: That will be his undoing! Hahaha- -cough- -cough-
Ventress: You need some tea yourself weirdo
Darth Vader: I have been plotting my revenge on Obi Wan for years...
Maul: As have I! And he will pay!!!
Ventress: You say that every day on your Twitter account, yet in the end Obi Wan is always alive and drinking tea 🙄
Maul: Which shall soon change!
Cad Bane: He's too slick. Once, I teamed up with this guy, Rako Hardeen, to steal all of the Jedi's robes and put kick me signs on the back of their shirts.
Ventress: Why?
Cad Bane: Its very entertaining. And Count Dooku was going to pay me 5 grand if I could do it.
Grevious: What happened?
Cad Bane: Turned out, the guy I had teamed up with, Rako Hardeen, was Kenobi.
Ventress:
Maul:
Grevious:
Vader: No way
Cad Bane: Yep. In the end, he put a kick me sign on the back of my shirt. I've never felt so betrayed
Ventress: Reminds me of the time I played Uno with Kenobi
Grevious: You played cards with the enemy?
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