Incorrect Quotes

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A/n Most of these are Ruke

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Reggie: Wow, Caleb really hates us, Luke

Luke: Yes! Perhaps he's homophobic!

Reggie: ......But we're not gay, Luke

Luke: *cuddling Reggie while playing with his hair* We're not?!

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Reggie: *Says a joke and winks then makes a fool of himself*

Luke: *falls for him*

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1994

Reggie: *says a joke*

Alex: Reggie, can you stop with your jokes! They're dumb!

Bobby: Yeah, Reggie. Your jokes are stupid.

Alex: *walks up to Bobby, getting ready to punch him* You wanna repeat that?

Bobby: *shakes his head*

Alex: Good *walks to Reggie and gives him a hug*

Reggie: *hugs back*

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Reggie, after THAT scene: I guess I'm not as straight as I thought I was

Alex: You thought you were straight?

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Willie: I have very high standards for the love of my life

Alex: *trips over himself, hits a light post and apologizes to it*

Willie: I want that one

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Caleb: Is anyone here straight?!

Reggie: *puts his hand up*

Luke: *grabs Reggie's hand, intertwines it with his, lowers it and kisses his cheek*

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Reggie: Hey guys! Look, I have a new bicycle!

Luke: Oh my god, Reg, you're a bisexual?! Congratulations!

Reggie: No no no no no-

Alex, in the distance: Yas Queen!

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Reggie's Birthday

Luke: Blow out your candles!

Reggie: *blows out all of them except one*

Caleb: You didn't blow out all the candles. Now your wish can't come true. *laughs maniacally*

Reggie: *looks at him dead in the eye with no emotion* Lucky for you cause I wished you were gone.

Alex: oop-

Luke:😶

Julie:🤣

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Word Count: 259

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