Liv: FAMILY ROADTRIP PACK YOUR SHIT LETS GO TEAM FAMILY
Tara: wait where are we going
Liv: the beach
Richie: which beach
Liv: the beach nearest to us
Amber: oh that's funny me and Richie just got jobs as lifeguards at that beach we're working together to like get money from stopping people from dying so i can afford to still live with tara in our home and Richie can afford his apartment with Sam.
Liv: awesome!
Tara: lifeguard Amber would be hot, do i get to see your chest?
Amber: no
Tara: aw man
Tara: do i get to see your arms
Amber: why are you-
Tara: do i get to see your feet-
Amber: WOAH WOAH WOAH THAT CROSSES THE LINE
Tara: I'm kidding calm your sexy self down or i'll make you (;
Amber: what the fuck
Richie: when you see us picture us as lifeguard mccree and pharah from overwatch and that's what we look like
Amber: we look nothing like them
Richie: yes we do because we're sexy and we have abs obviously
Amber: first of all we are definitely not
Amber: secondly, i don't have abs! AND YOU DEFINETLY DONT YOU SKINNY SHRIMP
Richie: I DO
Amber: NO YOU DON'T
Tara: i actually haven't seen Amber shirtless so i wouldn't know, a girl can only hope.
Amber: WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO TODAY SERIOUSLY
Liv: STOP ARGUING PACK YOUR SHIT WE'LL MEET AMBER AND RICHIE THERE
Mindy: I'm just gonna smoke weed on the beach
Tara: yay! Sexy Amber lifeguard
Amber: I'm so scared I'm gonna go hide in my temporary hotel room
Richie: wait, you want money for yours and tara's house right?
Amber:
Amber: fine.
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Amber: I'm mainly here just to let the people die, they can fucking drown for all i care and i'll still get paid for it
Amber: Richie on the other hand, well he has weird fantasies about him being a buff shirtless lifeguard who saves the lives of all those "poor drowning kids" and he considers me his also buff sidekick
Amber: which is not true i can assure you, im not buff and i don't have abs, i've got a good body though i won't lie to you guys
Wes: who are you talking to
Amber:
Amber: it's a documentary fuck off
Wes: okay i'm going see you later
Amber:
Amber: i hate my life
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Sam: we're here
Liv: wooooh
Tara: WHERES AMBER
Wes: probably in the lifeguard tower
Mindy: im going on the beach to lay down and inhale some ocean water to test it as a possible new droogio
Wes: that's not gonna work
Mindy: you haven't even tried it
Chad: me and liv are gonna play volleyball if anyone wants to join
Wes: sure
Mindy: fine the water weed can wait
Sam: me and tara are gonna go talk to Richie and Amber we'll catch up
Chad: suit yourselves
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Sam: yo guys
Richie: heyo!
Sam: why are you doing that pose-
Richie: because I'm sexy
Tara: OH MY GOD
Amber: fucking kill me
Tara: amber is it hot today or is that just you
Amber: well its like 26 degrees or smthn
so probably the day
Tara: i love youuuu
Amber: i love you too even if you're acting weird today
Amber: Richie someone's drowning
Richie: help them! I'm on my way!
Amber:
Amber: yeah he can do that I'm not helping
Vince: help me im being chased by a crazy woman with a rock because i called her hot since she looked like a guy and i didn't know she was a woman
Vince: its okay! i have scissors!
Tara:
Amber:
Vince: AH SHE JUST SMACKED ME WITH A HEAVY ROCK
Sam: oh fuck
Richie: im back oh shit he's fucking beaten to shit
Amber: and vince couldn't defend because rock beats scissors.
Mindy: I-
Mindy: BAUXJXJCKKC
Liv: WTF LMAO
Tara: AMBER
Amber: knife beats both.
Wes: taser?
Amber: knife.
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
