Richie: hello?
Richie: helloooooo???
Richie: anybody active?
Richie:
Richie: Jill? Roman?
Richie: holy shit they aren't arguing for once in their lives
Richie:
Richie: HELLOOOOEOEOEOEOUUEUEU
Richie: is anyone stalking here? not speaking? like galeeee or jennifer perhaps?
Richie: no?
Richie:
Richie: alright amber it's all clear
Richie: okay so the crystal product, I'm thinking we sell it to that business guy down the street, real shady dude but pays good money for a bag of meth
Richie: we might need to cook a few more batches to get more money
Amber: RICHIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASS BITCH DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT THEY CAN SEE THESE MESSAGES
Amber: MY GIRLFRIEND CAN SEE THIS, AND DEWEY CAN SEE THIS, THE TOWN FUCKING SHERIFF.
Amber: DELETE THAT FUCKING MESSAGE BEFORE ANYONE SEES
Richie: i don't see a problem we can just say that it's cake meth and not actual meth (which it is)
Amber: DONT SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER DELETE THOSE GOD DAMN MESSAGES BEFORE I DELETE YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS.
Richie: OKAY OKAY DAMN I'M DOING IT IM DOING IT
Richie:
Richie: I DID IT I DID IT
Tara: not soon enough
Amber: FUCK
Amber left the ch-
Tara has secured Amber to the chat
Amber: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Amber: SHIT LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE RICHIE YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHHHHHH
Tara has secured Richie to the chat
Richie: well shit
Amber: WHY WOULD YOU TEXT THAT IN THE FUCKING GROUP CHAT WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN IT WHEN WE LITERALLY HAVE PRIVATE FUCKING MESSAGES FOR A FUCKING REASON
Richie: I DIDN'T USE MY BRAIN
Amber: NO FUCKING SHIT YOU NEVER USE YOUR BRAIN
Richie: EXCUSE YOU I-
Tara: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT STOP ACTING HYSTERICAL IM GONNA SLAP YOU LIKE IM CONNERY.
Tara: now...
Tara: I'd like to know why you're now cooking meth and why you made my
girlfriend to help you with it
Tara: no cake bullshit.
Richie: she offered to help 🤷♂️
Tara: tell me the truth or else i'm gonna break your arm
Richie: you don't even know where i am
Tara: richie, i can pull your location up and find you easily.
Richie:
Richie: oh yeah that is possible-
Tara: shut the fuck up.
Tara: tell me the truth right now or else i'm gonna give your location to a hungry junkie
Richie: please don't
Tara: tell me
Richie:
Richie: nO
Tara: location has been sent out now
Richie: WHAT NO
Tara: amber
Tara: amberrr...
Tara: @AMBER YOU GET THE FUCK BACK ONLINE RIGHT NOW
Amber: what no i was online i was just being respectful and waiting my turn.
Tara: babe, i love you but I'm not gonna accept any sweet talk from you, you are gonna stop doing illegal drug deals or else i'm gonna hand you over to dewey and he's gonna keep you in jail for a month
Amber: WHAT
Tara: you heard me
Tara: tell me why you decided to make the illegal shit and sell it
Richie: lol she's trying so hard to sound threatening when she's literally 5'1
Tara: he's almost at your house
Richie: SHIT I NEED TO HIDE
Tara: amber
Tara: you better have a "good" reason or else i'm gonna drag you to the police station
Amber: why tho I'm your girlfriend and i love you
Tara: how about this, its bad, illegal, and not good.
Amber:
Tara: also if you don't stop we're breaking up
Amber: WHAT
Chad: NANI?!?!?!?!
Liv: never thought i'd see the day
Liv: amber, baby, i'm single right now so just hmu if this bitch decides to break up with you okay hun? <3
Amber: not happening
Tara: liv fuck off this is serious
Liv: who said i wasn't serious?
Liv: like the amount of times i've tried to seduce amber is just remarkable
Tara: FUCK OFF
Tara: amber I'm serious no more damn distractions, if you don't tell me why you did it within the next 5 seconds
I'm breaking up with you and you
are gonna pack up yo shit and go
Tara: five
Amber: uh
Tara: four
Tara: three
Tara: two-
Amber: DAMN OKAY
Amber: okay so i needed money for your rent because you running low
on money and all and the jobs had
shit pay
Tara:
Tara: really?
Amber: yeah
Tara: you would do all that stupid shit just for me?
Amber: i did
Tara: jesus christ how can i break up with you after that
Tara: You're still going to jail for like 2 weeks but you and me are okay
Amber: really?
Tara: i love you
Amber: i love you too?-
Mickey: AWWWWWWWWWWW FAGGOTSSSSSSSS <333
Dewey: alright let's get you to jail for drug dealing you little shit
Liv: NOOOOOOO DUDEEEEEEE I WANTED THEM TO BREAK UP
Wes: kill yourself
Sam: #tambah
Richie: holy shit they forgot about me
Richie: IM SAFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tara: you are most definetly going to jail
Tara: @DEWEY YOU MISSED ONE HERE
Richie: FUCK OFF, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO ON THE RUN
Richie: ZAYOOOM BIYATCH
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
