Richie: you know what movie i like?
Jill: pray tell
Richie: brokeback mountain
Jill:
Jill: why
Liv: because the gay people die
Richie: no that's not why, it's a sad movie and i like making myself sad
Chad: isn't that the movie about the gay cowboys
Wes: you could be my gay cowboy but you're playin'
Chad: wes this could happen cause we are dating are we not?
Wes: we are
Liv: no you're not
Wes: you, shut the fuck up and quit trying to steal my man.
Richie: yeah jack twist and ennis del mar
Wes: you could be my jack twist chad but you don't have a cowboy hat
Liv: ride the dick like a cowb-
Chad: WOAH WOAH WOAH LIV NO
Wes: liv that is so inappropriate
Liv: whatever 👁👄👁💅
Wes: does anyone here have a cowboy hat that my boyfriend can have
Liv: he likes women too ya know
Wes: i know that i never said he didn't
Dewey: i have one
Amber: ofc this old man has one
Dewey: insult me again and you'll be in with the jail
Amber: sorry sir i didn't mean it sir
Wes: can we have it
Dewey: no
Wes: please
Dewey: no
Wes: please
Dewey: no
Chad: please?
Dewey: okay i guess you can have it
Wes: well excuuuuseeee me!
Chad: we are gonna recreate brokeback mountain because i saw that movie too and it was actually nice
Amber: yeehaw
Chad: yes amber, yeehaw.
Tara: can me and amber recreate the movie too?
Wes: NO
Wes: this is about GAY MEN not WOMEN
Tara: it is?
Wes: have- have you not seen the movie?
Tara:
Tara: no
Wes: that's what i thought
Mindy: bro taking this real personal
Tara: i'm sad now
Wes: go recreate the last of us part two or something
Tara: the what?
Wes:
Wes: amber have you seen the game?
Amber: yeah i've played it
Wes: so recreate dina and ellie with her and stop bothering us
Amber: i'm not the one bothering you
Wes: i know...i just...i wanna have something special with my boyfriend.
Wes: BUT LIV AND TARA KEEP FUCKING RUINING THISSSSSS
Liv: hey fuck you!
Tara: amber? what happens to dina and ellie in the last of us?
Amber: well-
Wes: dina gets preggers with her ex boyfriends baby whilst dating ellie and she's like oh no i'm preggers, and then because ellie is sweet she's all like stay here it's okay i know you wouldn't cheat i'll go do all the hard work and murder and you just stay here, and then the boyfriend dies from a big buff woman, and after big buff woman kicks ellie's ass, eventually ellie and dina own a farm together and ellie is a cowboy now-
Richie: ellie isn't a cowboy thoug-
Wes: shut the fuck up and let me finish
Wes: and then she has PTSD and keeps getting reminded of her now surrogate father's death and so she leaves dina and dina's child in the middle of the night to go kill big buff woman but dina catches her about to leave and she's all like yo no you aren't leaving we have a family and then ellie is like i don't sleep or eat i have PTSD, and dina makes a remark about ellie's surrogate father so ellie goes to leave but dina stops her and she's all like hey we have a family and big buff woman doesn't get to be more important than that, and ellie is all like i love you and dina's all like prove it and stay, and ellie says... no. and then leaves and when she comes back dina is gone and she left her and now they're not together anymore.
Tara:
Liv:
Amber:
Richie:
Chad:
Jill:
Wes: that's gonna happen to you two
Tara:
Amber:
Chad:
Richie:
Liv:
Jill:
Quinn: brokeback mountain more like bareback mountain
Sam: quinn had to ruin it didn't she?
Liv: RUIN WHAT IF ANYTHING SHE MADE IT BETTER BRO GOT WAY TOO INTO THAT DESCRIPTION
Wes: i love gay people
Liv: gay people don't deserve happiness
Mindy: agreed
Anika: mindy!
Mindy: ouch that hurt!
Anika: good!
Quinn: (:<
Ethan: hey quinn...hehe...hey quinn.
Quinn: yeah?
Sam: i'm not liking where this is headed
Ethan: brokeback mountain? more like gay cowboy anal
Sam: i-
Quinn: HEHEHEHEHHEE
Ethan: TEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHE
Sam: what the actual fuck
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
