Ethan: i swear to christ i'm about to have a fucking aneurism
Jill: good i hope you fucking do
Ethan: you are such a fucking bitch why are you always like this
Jill: mind your god damn business that's why you fucking twink
Ethan: you stupid bastard
Mickey: help why are they so hostile it's not even 2 pm yet
Stu: ya'll want mcdonalds breakfast
Charlie: i mean it's already past breakfast but sure
Stu: here's the thing, i don't give ashit.
Ethan: can i have the bts meal
Jill: i'm bout to bts outta you
Ethan: stop trying to fight everyone and just have a normal day you stupid cunt
Jill: my room is across the hall from yours, just remember that.
Ethan: i'll hide in quinn's room
Quinn: um excuse me no the fuck you wont? hello??????????
Ethan: worst sister ever
Quinn: i'm your only sister tf you mean worst sister ever 💀
Vince: ya'll weird
Liv: says the guy who watched porn in his car for a day because no one wanted to go out with him
Vince: i told you that in confidenceeeee! 😭😓
Liv: who
Vince: me
Liv: ASKED 😄🤩😘☺️😚😘😙🤪🤗🥰🙃😜😙🤪🥳🥵🫨😜😛☺️😛😝😜😛😝😛😝😛😝😜🤭😋😛😛😋
Vince: you're a whore i wish i never fucked you
Liv: you and i have the same wish, join the club greaser
Wes: easy there tigers, we don't wanna start any drama at...FUCKING 1:30 PM
Liv: what's up his ass
Tara: chad's dick
Wes: fuck you
Chad: we could do that later
Ethan: cut, slight curve up, browner base like #523B24, tip is #825A4E, flavour is slightly salty and 12.37343 inches, lightly trimmed with a vein at (3,6)
Mindy: what the fuck
Quinn: FUCKING 12?!?! BRO IS SMUGGLING A WHOLE CAN OF PRINGLES
Mickey: gurl...where is your decorum.
Chad: why are you- why and how are you taking notes on my dick man...
Wes: SO YOU DID CHEAT ON ME?!
Chad: NO! HE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR MY DICK
Ethan: false
Vince: big juicy
Wes: stop.
Ethan: so you know how we were roomies in NYC right?
Quinn: oh my god ethan no 😭
Chad: yeah?
Ethan: well when you were sleeping...
Quinn: no.
Ethan: i wanted to see how big it was, bro stuff yk? like measuring pp sizes
Quinn: ethan...
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
