scream group chat fic

papa billy can't catch a break

Billy: good morning my psychotic family!

Jill: FUCK

Jill: YOU LITTLE BITCH WHEN I GET BACK UP I'M GONNA KICK YOUR GOD DAMN ASS

Billy: woah woah woah! Jill what's the matter! and you need to cool it with the fucking language

Jill: FUCKING ROMAN THREW ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AGAIN AND NOW MY LEG IS TWISTED

Roman: LEARN TO WALK YOU FUCKING GIMP ITS NOT THAT HARD

Jill: OH FUCK OFF YOU OLD ASS CUNT

Billy: GUYS GUYS GUYS, that's enough.

Billy: Jill get the fuck up don't be a pussy

Jill: WHAT THE FUCK

Roman: HAHAHA

Mickey: ya'll party time later, epic ass club, drinks on billy, burger king after whaddya say

Richie: FUCK YES

Billy: drinks on me?!?!?! excuse me?!?!

Stu: YOU BEST BELIEVE IT, billy you are so getting pegged tonight

Billy: ugh fine.

Roman: COUNT ME IN

Jill: i would go but roman fucking twisted my leg when he threw me down a flight of stairs

Roman: too bad

Jill: you know what fuck it i'm going

Ethan: can i come?

Billy: of course you can bud!

Quinn: fuck yeah i'm going! i am gonna bang so many women tonight

Richie: i thought you liked guys?

Quinn: i go both ways, i've banged a whole bunch of random guys so now i'm moving onto women

Richie: so have you always been bi?

Quinn: yup just never banged many women that's all

Richie: neat

Quinn: your girlfriend is hot

Richie: thanks

Billy:

Billy: quinn that's my straight daughter

Quinn: aw man

Billy: its okay kid maybe you'll meet some nice lady tonight

Quinn: and bang them

Ethan: BLEEEHHHHHH

Ethan: bitch stop being so horny you're gonna make me sick

Quinn: shut it lil bro, just cause you get no bitches doesn't mean i can't

Ethan: don't remind me... ):

Billy: charlie?

Charlie: hm?

Billy: i'm gonna guess that you're not coming with?

Charlie: you already know it

Mickey: yo shrimp dick what do you even do when we're out partying?

Charlie: rude, but okay, i always order a pizza and watch horror movies, and i have a red bull or pepsi from the fridge with it

Mickey: sounds miserable, i'm gonna get fucking wasted

Charlie: you do that.

Billy: amber?

Billy:

Billy: AMBER.