scream group chat fic

why was i not blessed with a good cousin?

Liv: long time no see my sexy friends how we all been?

Wes: i tried wæed for the first time

Liv: you tried what?

Wes: wææed

Cici: English motherfucker do you speak it?!

Mickey: does he look like a bitch.

Randy: fucking tarantino geeks

Mickey: fucking horror movie nerd

Randy: *geek*

Liv: everyone shut up

Liv: what did wes try someone translate

Wes: i tried wøæd

Liv:

Liv: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON ABOUT

Mindy: i can translate he said he tried weed

Liv: wes hicks of all people? dayum you're a changed man

Wes: i didn't like it

Wes: so i'm not doing it again

Wes: also my mom is a police officer and would send me to jesus for doing illegal substances

Liv: pussy

Wes: for once vince finally didn't get into my house and raid my fridge, thank the lord that doors can lock.

Amber:

Chad: Hey...amber...

Amber: ?

Chad: wanna go unlock the door with a lockpick?

Amber: hahaha let's do it

Chad: I'm sorry hubby

Vince: aw hell yeah he got the lemon squares that taste like ass and its tasty because its the closest i'll ever get to eating ass.

Tatum: that's awfully disturbing

Wes: VINCE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Vince: man's gotta eat

Jill: MUAHHAHAHAHA MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT FOR A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AND LEFT HER PHONE HERE

Jill: IM FREE TO SWEAR WITHOUT BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED

Sidney: huh

Jill: OKAY SO IM GONNA START WITHHHH...

Jill: okay

Jill: okay so

Jill: fuck you

Jill: fuck you

Jill: double fuck you

Jill: motherfucking fa-

Jill: fucking cunts

Jill: dumbass motherfucking bitches

Jill: fuck you all i'm done

Sidney:

Sam:

Chad:

Mickey:

Cici:

Jill: that felt so good...i can breathe again and Olivia doesn't even check previous texts she just goes with the flow so i'm safe.

Roman: im gonna tell her what you did here today you fucking scoundrel

Jill: don't you fucking dare

Roman: bro i'm doing it no matter what you say.

Jill: fuck you i will-

Roman: and you can't blackmail me don't even try it, there's nothing TO blackmail me with dumbass

Jill: i wish you weren't my cousin you fucking pathetic bastard

Roman: says the literal lesbian who gets abused by her girlfriend whenever she steps outta line and cusses at someone

Jill: she doesn't even abuse me she couldn't hurt anyone, like she'll kick me out onto the couch almost every time i swear and thats the most she can do so-

Roman: i think you like women who can control you

Jill: no that's so gay

Sidney: YOU ARE LITERALLY GAY YOU STUPID BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN "that's so gay"

Jill: well guess what, you don't know your own husband's name.

Sidney: OH FUCK YOU

Roman: BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE.

Roman: and sidney, my dear sister...

Roman: just fuck off

Roman: honestly just fuck off we're having an argument

Sidney: fuck you

Roman: love you too sissy boo boo bear <33

Sidney: i hope you choke

Chad: choke on what

Sidney: a dorito...

Roman:

Roman: WHERE THE FUCK-

Jill: thank god...

Roman: not over yet

Jill: fuck. off.

Roman: um. no.

Richie: the tea is scalding sis

Sam: richie no

Tara: where is amber freeman

Amber: cooking meth

Tara: WHAT

Amber:

Amber: watching breaking bad...i meant to say watching walter white cook meth...on breaking bad...

Tara: hmmmmmm

Tara: whatever you say! love you! <3 (:

Amber: i love you too

Stu: YO AMBER NICE SETUP YOU GOT THERE

Amber: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LUNATIC WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Tara: setup for what?

Amber: xbox setup, on...my desk...

Amber: playing some dead rising...heh heh...you know how it is...

Tara: oh okay

Amber:

Billy: how

Tatum: DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT

Tatum: YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

Randy: literally what the actual fuck-

Olivia: hello guys! (:

Jill has went offline

Olivia: aww where'd she go?

Sidney:

Roman: olivia you aren't gonna fucking believe this-