Anika: quick question for my mini inner circle, do you guys miss being in the city that never sleeps? cause i kind of do, but i also don't.
Quinn: no comment
Ethan: 🐍🪜 wanna play snakes and ladders guys? (:
Anika:
Anika: um, you know what- maybe i'm fine here in woodsboro...
Ethan: hey anika, i need help reaching something, but i can't reach, do you think you could climb the ladder i have placed out already and get it for me???
Anika:
Anika: ethan...i'm sure you can do it yourself, the ladder is already set out, by you, please, be more confident in yourself my dude.
Ethan: that's a good point
Liv: what's all this about ladders
Jill: couldn't tell ya
Olivia: hi Jill!
Jill: hey...
Olivia: is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 😉
Jill: it's a gun
Olivia: what-
Jill: it's a gun
Olivia: you-
Olivia: WHY IS THERE A GUN IN YOUR PANTS
Jill: well in case anyone on the street ever tries to steal my shit i always have it with me so i can just shoot them 🔫
Olivia:
Olivia: JILL WHAT THE FUCK-
Ethan: Anika kayokooooooo
Anika: ...what is it ethan
Anika: i'm trying to read my book
Ethan: what book are ya reading?
Ethan: the broken ladder? by keith payne?
Anika: ...
Anika: no. ethan, for your information i'm reading the great gatsby, by F scott fitzgerald.
Ethan: are you sure?
Anika: yes. i'm positive.
Ethan: okay.
Quinn: this is riveting i can't breathe
Wes: im confused, why is ethan asking anika about ladders?
Quinn: anika just really loves ladders
Anika: no-
Ethan: hey anika! i've got a joke about ladders for you!
Anika: no thank you-
Ethan: Why did the bingo player bring a ladder to the game? Because she heard the jackpot was up high.
Anika:
Ethan: that's you anika! you're the bingo player!
Anika: i don't play bingo...ethan.
Ethan:
Anika: are you finished?
Ethan:
Anika:
Ethan:
Anika:
Ethan: 🪜
Anika: ...
Anika: THAT'S IT
Anika: I HAVE HAD IT.
Anika: I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU TODAY 🫡
Anika: FUCK YOU
Anika: FUCK YOUR LADDER JOKES
Anika: FUCK ALL OF YOU
Anika: I AM DONE.
Ethan:
Ethan: I DID IT
Ethan: FINALLY
Quinn: brooooo you're so wrong for that
Ethan: Quinn...that doesn't matter.
Ethan: BECAUSE I DID ITTTTT
Richie: for once in my life, i'm proud of you baby brother.
Ethan: fuck you
Richie: i'm being a good big brother
Ethan: no you ain't you used to torture me when i was a kid and dad didn't do shit about it!
Richie: i was only playing! it's just big brother things!
Ethan: richie- you forced me to watch the stab movies when i was only young!
Richie: so?
Ethan: you dressed up as ghostface and scared me every chance you got!
Richie: that's just jokes! you didn't get harmed!
Ethan: richie, i would wake up and see you stood over my bed in that fucking robe, WITH A KNIFE.
Richie: it was a fake knife! it's fine!
Ethan: NO IT WASN'T, AND YOU HELD IT TO MY THROAT TO SCARE ME
Richie: you didn't get hurt though did you?
Ethan: YES. I DID, YOU ACCIDENTALLY MADE A DENT IN THE SIDE OF MY STOMACH WITH THE KNIFE BECAUSE I GOT SO SCARED!
Richie: but you're fine aren't you?
Ethan: NO!
Quinn: not to mention, you kind of did chase him around the house with the knife trying to make a movie
Richie: okay- so maybe i did a little more-
Ethan: im gonna throw myself off the fucking roof
Billy: now now guys there's no need for that, we all have one thing in common here in our group house.
Richie: and what's that
Ethan: shut the fuck up richie, go and get your daily pegging from samantha you slut
Billy: HEY HEY HEY! GUYS CUT IT OUT.
Billy: as i was saying, we all have one thing in common here in our little gang.
Richie: we've all committed some or more acts of violence?
Billy: that too, but that's not what i was gonna say.
Billy: we are a family, not biological, but we are a family, all ten of us.
Ethan: i wish richie wasn't my biological family, my child life would've been a lot easier for me to handle.
Billy: don't say that ethan, we are all a family here, and we don't fight in our house.
Mickey: WHO TOOK MY FUCKING NEW COLOGNE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR GOD DAMN ASS!
Billy: in our house, we brutally attack eachother to solve our problems.
Ethan: ugh...fuckkkkk
Richie: you heard the man, get over here you little shit
Ethan: RICHIE TAKE THE FUCKING COSTUME OFF, RICHIE NO.
Ethan: RICHIE GET AWAY FROM ME
Richie: START RUNNING BITCH
Ethan: im gonna hate it here.
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
