Stu: i've got a great family bonding idea
Wes: well hello to you too
Stu: hello
Wes: hi
Stu: anyway, all of us, could have...a BARBECUE at MY HOUSE today at like 12 what are we THINKING?
Billy: odd use of caps
Stu: shut the FUCK up or else i will RAIL YOU up the ASS
Billy: is that supposed to be a threat
Stu: yeah
Billy: oh ok
Sam: i hate having two dads
Charlie: ain't you gay?
Sam: stop reminding me that i've become what i hated
Tara: oh so you were homophobic, not amberphobic
Sam: yeah
Mindy: we been knew
Stu: barbecue who's coming
Tara: we been knew that sam says "i'm coming" when she's in her room with kirby reed
Sam: can you not
Sam: you literally fucking make every conversation we have gay, just stop you fucking midget
Billy: enough kids
Stu: so who comin to the stufest
Jill: stufest?
Stu: that's what i'm calling the BBQ
Jill: neat
Roman: im going
Jill: same
Quinn: me too
Wayne: i love a good barbecue
Stu: it's a stufest not a barbecue
Wayne: right okay
Richie: i'm also going
Mickey: me too
Charlie: first time im leaving the house i'm so scared ya'll
Mickey: his pale ass is gonna just combust and pop into ashes the moment he steps outside
Charlie: fuck you
Jill: "i'm a vampire hybrid 😩" shut the fuck up virgin ass bitch
Roman: lol
Charlie: i have never said that
Jill: but you thought it
Charlie: no!
Quinn: ya'll it's so fucking hot outside i can feel myself melting and sweating and i'm literally inside imma have a cold shower
Ethan: musty as hell
Stu: curly virgin, you comin' or nah?
Ethan: first of all fuck you second of all yeah i'm going (:
Stu: neat
Sidney: it can't hurt so i'm gonna go (shoot myself)
Liv: milf sidney in her suicidal era
Sam: it's gen Z things like this that make me wanna punch a hole in my wall
Tara: kirby likes punching holes in your walls sam
Sam: oh my- SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE LITERALLY NO ONE LOVES YOU, ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU AND YOU'RE A LITERAL FAG, SO JUST SHUT UP.
Tara:
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
