Liv: whaddup squad
Amber: liv it is literally 3AM why are you texting us
Liv: don't pin the blame on me, you're also awake at 3AM
Amber: well you see i-
Liv: explain yourself you edgy cunt or else i'm releasing all the blackmail i have collected on you
Amber: go fuck yourself
Liv: why do that when i can hire a male prostitute to do it for me
Amber: that is disgusting you are fucked do you know that?
Amber: get your shit together
Liv: oh yeah? well you wanna know what else is fucked and disgusting?!
Amber: i mean, not really.
Liv: the fact that you are able to sneak illegal weaponry into school unnoticed however i can't even sneak in one bottle of bleach which i wanna put in the teachers coffee machine
Amber:
Liv: it's unfair and totally unjust
Amber: whom the fuck-
Ethan: guys, uh- i know i have no right to question your antics since you've been in this chat longer...
Ethan: but why are we arguing at 3am?
Amber: well-
Liv: no shut the fuck up amber this little shit has no right im gonna uno reverse this bitch
Ethan: i didn't mean anything by it i-
Liv: why are YOU awake at 3am?
Liv: huh?
Liv: what makes you think you have a right to insult us when you're awake at 3am too?! HUH?!
Ethan: i wasn't insu-
Liv: answer me boy
Ethan: i have insomnia
Liv: oh that makes more sense, sorry bud
Amber: back on topic, kill yourself liv
Liv: im too sexy to die, so no, i won't.
Liv: fucking fa-
Amber: don't go there token straight
Liv: since when was i straight
Amber: i always just thought you were so desperate and horny that you would just try and fuck anyone you meet no matter man nor woman.
Liv: what a loser using big words like nor to make herself look smarter
Amber: it's literally not even a big word it's just the equivalent of saying "or"
Liv: i-
Liv: shut up!
Jill: it is 3 in the FUCKING MORNING
Jill: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
Liv: I've said it once i'll say it again, why are YOU awake? Huh? Riddle me this?
Jill: you know what? fuck you that's why
Liv: old ass bitch
Jill: im probably like 26 or something bro tf do you mean "old"
Amber: probably? Bro do you not know your own age?
Jill: it's the meds, all i ever do anymore is forget everything and also lie awake at night without reason
Liv: hoe what the fuck
Liv: get you a therapist god damn
Jill: i need shock therapy
Ethan: does that- help?
Jill: the shock therapy i'm referring to is literally being struck by a large bolt of lightning and dying from it.
Jill: so yes, yes it does.
Ethan: oh- um-
Liv: are you a sociopath Jill?
Jill: literally what the fuck does that have to do with wanting to die
Liv: i dunno it was just a question
Jill: fml
Mindy: am i late to the party?
Jill: oh ffs not another one
Liv: and just why the fuck are YOU awake at 3am
Mindy: touché
Liv: bro why is everyone a homosexual insomniac all of a sudden wtf
Amber: half of the people aren't even here and half of em are straight
Liv: shut up you goober
Amber: at least i can tie my own god damn shoelaces bitch
Mindy: get rekt
Liv: i know where you live amber
Amber: 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico
Liv: no you don't
Anika: why are we all awake
Liv: oh my freaking jeez, i'm guessing you're a homo too?
Amber: just say fucking you fucking pussy
Liv: i wish you were dead
Amber: likewise, but the difference between you and me is that i don't have to wish, my wish becomes a reality with just the snap of my fingers and the click of my shotgun
Mindy: bro thinks she's in an edit
Amber: i would never
Mindy: you would never think you're in an edit?
Anika: why are we AWAKE
Liv: why are you GAY
Mindy: WHEN THE FUCK DID IT BECOME 4AM WHAT THE FUCK
Ethan: I JUST WANNA SLEEP BUT I CANTTTTT
Amber: there there
Tara: oh my FUCKING GOD AMBER WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE AT 4AM HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT
Amber: you were asleep
Tara: true but like GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YOU BITCH
Amber: asleep next to me, curled up in my arms, giving me kisses before bed
Tara: none of that happened
Liv: fa-
Mindy: i know where you live token straight
Liv: there is no way that two of you think i-
Jill: You're just a hoe
Liv: fuck you
Tara: I SWEAR TO GOD AFTER WE ALL GO TO SLEEP RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE ARE GONNA WAKE UP AT A NORMAL TIME AND START A SUPPORT GROUP FOR DUMBASS GAY INSOMNIACS LIKE YOURSELVES, IN THIS CHAT.
Tara: or maybe another one idk
Amber: fine i'm going to bed
Jill: whatever
Liv: i love drama
Mindy: gimme yo soul
Anika: goodnight everyone
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5.05 AM
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Ethan: i still have insomnia
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
