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Richie: ARE WE THERE YET

Billy: RICHIE WE ONLY JUST LEFT THE DRIVE THRU STOP FUCKING ASKING ME THAT

Jill: ROMAN I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA-

Quinn: YOOOOO THEY FIGHTIN 🍿😎

Amber: IM TRYING TO TEXT TARA WILL YOU BOTH STOP FUCKING BEATING EACHOTHER UP

Jill: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Quinn: oooooooooh

Amber: DID YOU JUST FUCKING PUNCH ME?!?!

Jill: YEAH YEAH I DID SO WHAT

Amber: naw you finna getcho ass beat now bitch

Roman: YESSSS GET HER AMBER KICK HER SORRY ASS

Mickey: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Stu: AW FUCK YEAH THERES A FIGHT HAPPENING IN THE BACK HAHAHAHA

Billy: a fight?-

Billy: wha-

Billy: AMBER JILL STOP FIGHTING FOR FUCKS SAKE THATS ENOUGH CUT IT OUT NOW OR ELSE IMMA BEAT YOU BOTH

Stu: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Billy: IM TRYING TO FUCKING DRIVE AND YOU LITTLE SHITS ARE FUCKING FIGHTING IN THE BACKSEAT

Billy: STU MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL FOR ONCE AND STOP THEM

Stu: Nah i'm enjoying this hahahaha

Billy: for fucks sake- JILL STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE

Jill: NAH SHE'S GETTING HER ASS BEAT

Billy: MY 24 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS MORE WELL BEHAVED THAN YOU LOT

Billy: AND SHE'S STRAIGHT

Jill: hold up hold up amber stop hitting me i need to check my hearing

Amber: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHECK YOUR HEARING YOU CANT JUST PAUSE A FIGHT WHENEVER YOU WANT THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS

Jill: WELL TOO FUCKING BAD IM PUTTING YOU ON HOLD

Jill: billy, what's wrong with being straight? huh?

Billy: i never said--

Jill: no no no.

Jill: you did.

Billy: no i support her for being straight i just blurted that out

Mickey: BRO THIS IS SO WRONG

Mickey: why do we live in a world in which a straight kid has to get support from gay parents in order to not be abused?

Billy: NOOOOO YA'LL AREN'T GETTING WHAT I'M SAYING

Jill: no, i think we are.

Billy: IM IN BAD MOOD TODAY GIVE ME A BREAK.

Billy: BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS BEING LITTLE SHITS EVERY CHANCE YOU GET

Jill: so tell us billy, what did you mean?

Billy: i blurted the wrong thing out because you pissed me off, but what i meant to say, my 24 year old daughter is more mature than you, and she's dating richie kirsch.

Jill: ohhhh that makes more sense

Jill: remember guys, there's nothing wrong with being normal

Billy: OH SO NOW YOU'RE BEING A  HOMOPHOBE NOW HUH?

Roman: homophobic homosexual

Jill: obviously dingus

Roman: i was just pointing out the obvious dingus

Jill: you can't do that dingus only i can

Roman: well yes i can dingus cause i just did dingus

Billy: okay gang we're back home that's enough, i'm honestly surprised that i didn't get us into a car crash due to all your fuckery

Liv:

Liv: ya'll what the fuck-





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