captain carpenter, language war.

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Richie: where are my hoes at!

Liv:

Sam:

Chad:

Mindy: non existent

Richie: aw mannnn

Wes: oh for fucks sake, why, why do you guys always decide to start a god damn conversation, this group chat is fucking cursed, it's bullshit, it's not real it's fake you're all fake and this group chat has caused me to slowly loose sanity, EVERY FUCKING DAY. STOP IT. ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE JUST LET THE CHAT DIE

Mindy:

Sam:

Chad:

Liv:

Richie:

Tara:

Amber:

Wes: ...

Vince: fortnite battle paaassss.

Vince: i just shit. out my asssss.

Liv: vince this is why no one likes you, and yet you wonder why you don't get laid

Amber: i have been laid before

Tara: yes she has

Liv: yes she has (:

Tara:

Liv:

Tara:

Liv:

Amber: bro since when i wouldn't touch you even if we were the last two women on earth.

Liv: WELL DAMNNNNN SOMEONES CRANKY AS SHIT

Tara: stop trying to divorce us whore

Sam: language

Chad: alright captain america

Mindy: im gonna photoshop that

Sam: wait no---

Mindy: too late

Sam: i wish i threw you into oncoming traffic instead of babysitting you

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Sam: i wish i threw you into oncoming traffic instead of babysitting you

Wes: not me

Sam: wes was an angel

Chad: ???????? Me?

Sam: Chad was chill but still

Liv: im under your floorboards

Sam: say what now?

Tara: she is i can see her spying on me through my room floor

Liv: TARAS WATCHING PORN

Tara: can you not im trying to watch cobra kai

Liv: what the fuck is Amber doing

Tara: she's walking around the room trying to do karate moves.

Amber: HYAH

Tara: she just broke the fucking lamp after doing the crane kick

Liv: i can see that

Richie: ditto

Liv: Richie stop it this is my hiding spot get out and go hide in the walls or something

Richie: nooooooooooooooooo

Tara: can you two just get out full stop?

Liv: no

Richie: salmonella









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