Liv: emergency meeting
Jill: no
Ethan: i'm here!
Jill: ethan go away before it's too late
Mindy: what could you possibly want now
Liv: it's important
Jill: I'm gonna bet the pool table i stole from the bar and 5 dollars that it isn't something important
Sam: oh that was you?
Jill: i don't have the money to buy a fucking pool table so stealing one was the only reasonable solution
Tara: no it isn't reasonable at all
Wes: i'm more curious about how you managed to steal a massive pool table, carry it out of the bar and bring it home without being caught
Jill: ask roman dickhead bridger
Sidney: roman have you been helping her scheme? if you have i'm considering you a traitor and i'm not gonna talk to you again.
Roman: i only did it so i can come over whenever i please and play pool
Roman: i did it for me not her
Sidney: fair enough
Chad: so how did he help exactly?
Jill: he killed anyone who saw us or tried to stop us
Chad: so like is this a no witnesses kinda situation?
Jill: yeah
Roman: i even killed a child lol
Sidney: roman what the fuck
Roman: well the plan was to have no witnesses, and the child was a witness
Sidney: oh my god
Roman: so i had to kill him
Sidney: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Richie: it's giving todd alquist
Amber: breaking bad
Dewey: 🤨⛓️
Richie: no no no you can't arrest us for liking a show
Dewey: i busted you two for cooking meth and i'll do it again
Amber: but we aren't cooking meth
Dewey: uh huh
Amber: instead we're helping out local skincare stores around town
Dewey: and how exactly are you doing that?
Richie: soap, we make and we sell soap
Dewey: oh lemme guess, fight club?
Richie: yup
Dewey: well i can't exactly bust you for that, little shits...
Dewey: just get an actual job instead of doing shit because you saw it in a movie
Richie: breaking bad isn't a movie its a tv series
Amber: el camino
Richie: shush
Liv: i never got to say what i wanted to...
Jill: good
Wes: i guarantee she only says she has something to say because she knows that everytime she does the entire chat starts talking, and then she just doesn't say anything.
Liv: surprisingly enough that's not the case i just forget what i was gonna say
Wes: do you remember now?
Liv: oh wait yeah i do
Wes: go on...
Liv: you guys remember cotton weary?
Liv: that tv guy
Sidney: oh yeah me and him are good acquaintances
Billy: what about him?
Liv: everyone in this chat has to pay me a dollar each if i'm able to get him into the group chat
Billy: its not gonna work he's famous and has his own tv show
Roman: 110% cotton
Jill: 99% cotton
Mickey: 50% cotton
Stu: 200% cotton
Sidney: guys it's 1% cotton
Gale: it's called 100% cotton you dumbasses
Roman: well excuuuuseee me
Liv: i bet i can do it
Jill: no, no you won't
Liv: watch me
Liv: don't forget all of you owe me a dollar each
Jill: get fucked
Liv:
Liv: okay i invited him
Jill:
Jill: oh well he's not joining
Liv: it's not even been five seconds
Jill: it has now
Jill: he ain't joining
Cotton has joined the chat
Jill:
Jill: how the fuck-
Cotton: hello?
Liv: pay up fuckers
Jill: i ain't paying you shit
Cotton: excuse me, who are you guys? and why was i invited to this chat?
Liv: we're big fans of the show
Jill: she isn't
Cotton: thank you!
Sidney: hey cotton hey buddy
Cotton: Sidney! it's been a while
Sidney: it has indeed
Roman: hi cotton
Cotton: hello?
Sidney: he's my brother
Cotton: oh i wasn't aware you had a brother
Sidney: i also have a little shit cousin named Jill
Jill: wassup
Cotton: hello
Cotton: well it was nice seeing you again and meeting your brother and cousin, i have to go though, goodbye!
Cotton has left the chat
Sidney:
Jill:
Roman:
Liv: told you so
Jill: I'm not paying
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
