scream group chat fic

across the screamverse

Liv: guys look i found a magician

Amber: what

Magician: hello that is me

Wes: where tf did he come from?

Chad: and why is he here

Wes: that's right babe

Chad: im gonna fuck you

Tara: HELLO?-- THE FUCK?!-

Mindy: gay ass bitches

Mindy: get a fuckin room n shit god damn

Anika: calm down babe

Mindy: okay

Amber: fuckin simp

Anika: shut the FUCK UP

Anika: i can and will get you disowned

Amber: i know where you live

Amber: i also have a flamethrower

Anika: ur gay

Amber: and you're not?

Anika: i'm not

Tara: oh i see you finally got sick of mindy who wouldn't?

Mindy: piss off midget, talk to me when you're at least 5 feet tall

Tara: I AM 5 FOOT

Tara: i'm 5'1...

Sam: as if

Tara: SHUT THE FUCK. UP SAM. GOD YOU LITERALLY GET FUCKED BY KIRBY EVERY NIGHT, YOU PROBABLY SAY "YES I AM A GOOD GIRL KIRBY PLEASE FUCK ME" GOD FUCKING DAMN

Sam: actually we switch, im not a full bottom unlike you, i bet Amber rawdogs you, fuckin bitch.

Tara: imagine being BLACK

Sam:

Sam: what

Mindy:

Chad: 😦

Vince: tara look what you've done you've offended the local blacks

Tara: vince shut up i'll literally get five black men to fuck your ass and see how you'd like it then

Roman: where's my cousin

Jill: actually fuck the fuck up off

Mickey: GET CORRECT GRAMMER

Cici:

Mickey: NO

Charlie: i am nicki minaj

Quinn: I GOT DAD'S GUNNNNNN I GOT DAD'S GUNNNNN HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wayne: QUINN GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING GINGER I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE I BEAT ETHAN EVERYDAY

Ethan: SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD ASS BITCH, LAZIEST DAD IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

Wayne: YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT YOU LITTLE SHIT

Quinn: GETCHO BITCHASS OUT

Richie: damn son where'd ya find this?

Ethan: shut the FUCK UPPPPPPP

Stu: what the fuckkkkkk........

Billy: oh my god.

Billy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, THIS CHAT IS DESCENDING INTO CHAOS

Stu: fuck this shit i'm out

Billy: STU COME BACK

Stu: NOPE

Billy:

Billy: I AM DIVORCING YOUR LAZY ASS