THE WHORE DIARIES

14: ONLYFANS

LEO was sitting in his apartment, alone. He hadn't been to the gym in three days which felt like three years to him. Ever since Alexandra broke up with him, he was seemingly depressed. Mark called him to get drunk, and they drank, but even that didn't help him. He tried to drive around the city all day, but even that had poor results. The only thing left for him was to satisfy himself in some other way and forget Alexandra at least for a while.

Mark told him to try Onlyfans and that it's really brutal, it even has Pussy Discretion. Although a little suspicious, he downloaded the app and tried to find something he liked. He didn't use it for even two minutes, and a very familiar person came out - Sonja.

He entered her profile. Sonja's profile was very aesthetic. At first, her profile picture looked like a combination of a baby doll and Anastasia Grey. She was asymmetrical, mystical, erotic and psychotic at the same time. She was wearing gray leggings and a sports bra, and she was pointing at an expensive, white car with her index finger. Her bottom was chaotically large.

He scrolled down a bit. The latest post was very shocking. Sonja was in some half-dark club and twerked on the groin of a rapper. Everything was shaking up and down, there were lasers around, the eyes were drunk, the music was too loud and alcohol was extremely available. Sonja was crawling and wagging her tongue while twerking, and the guys behind her were throwing napkins and taking off their bucket hats.

The next post was an offer for a video call. Leo decided to give it a try. He sent a request, and very quickly received a reply that Sonja would contact him this evening. He went for a walk to clear his mind.

TINA was at the farmers' market. Sonja asked to be her manager, so she sent some pumpkins and cucumbers for the New Year's photoshoot. She wanted to take a picture like Kesha, and cut a cucumber with an axe. This has nothing to do with the holidays or anything, she just wanted to take a picture of herself holding cucumbers to show that she is dominant and submissive at the same time. Tina struggled to find cucumbers in the snow, because they don't grow when it's cold. Like most men, cucumbers are long and seductive multi-purpose plants that prefer warm weather, thought Tina who is a feminist and a bum. She remembered the Italian, and immediately she wasn't cold anymore, and before that she was shaking from the cold because she was wearing a miniskirt when it was -20. Finally she found the cucumbers and took them to Sonja in the studio.

The studio was Alexandra's shed. Namely, Alexandra had an extra shed because they sold the little yacht and bought a yacht that could no longer fit in the shed, so it stood empty. Inside, she bought literally everything she needed for the studio and it was done. Last week, for example, Sonja had a photo session where she played the cello dressed as Nicki Minaj. Sonja likes to play the cello because it is big and is held between the legs.

The girls set up the lighting, make-up, wigs, wardrobe... The session started. Sonja posed very successfully, while the girls cheered her on and listened to Ayesha Erotica. Somehow it was extremely inspiring to them and they felt like models for Victoria's Secret, with the fact that this wasn't really a secret because Sonja had 100,000 followers on Onlyfans and was making solid money. She bought a dolphin and kept it in Alexandra's pool.

LEO returned home and prepared for the video call. He wore a polo shirt that was branded, and his hair was flowing and tousled. He expected his phone to ring at any moment. That soon happened. Seductive Sonja appeared on the screen.

SONJA: Hey, _big_26cm_, are you ready for... LEO!?!? What do you want here!?

LEO: Well, I want to be your fan.

SONJA: Literally Alex is directing my video right now, so NO!

LEO: Damn it.

SONJA: But I have to have a call with you for half an hour because you paid for it, and they are measuring my time...

LEO: Well, let's at least talk about something.

SONJA: About what?

LEO: Well, let's say, I miss my girlfriend.

SONJA: I don't think she likes you.

LEO: And I thought we were ideal.

SONJA: You know, I had a crush on you when you were cheating on her.

LEO: I didn't notice that. I thought you were just a happy giver.

SONJA: Sex me gently with a chainsaw. I will never give you anything again.

LEO: What?

SONJA: Well, I planned that evening to play and sing a song in front of you as a surprise! But you made out with her and then nothing...

LEO: Well, sing it to me now.

SONJA: You really want to?

LEO: Yes.

Tina appeared in the frame and brought Sonja's cello, then left.

SONJA: Tonight I'm hot, tonight I'm alone

I wanted you, I'm a real lady

My dress is fluffy

Your hair is all frizzy

Tonight I'm waiting for you to come to me alone

Tonight I'll be waiting for you around half past two

To comfort me, to make me happy

And then you whisper to me that you need it

Hey, I'm going to the table tonight, I'm breaking in the club

It's a hot night, a love shipwreck

And yes, I know everything about her, how she stole you

And tomorrow he will only hear that I drank a little

Tonight you are alone, you and I are in the smoke

While colorful lights are all around us

My dress is branded

Your shirt is unbuttoned

I'll be your queen tonight

In the palm of your hand I am a drop of Jack

And while we're playing, the whole party is on fire

You secretly grab my waist

LEO: Well this is actually ok. It's not so much a cringe.

SONJA: I'm not stupid.

TINA and ALEXANDRA were laughing behind the camera.

LEO: Ugh, now that I think about it... Would you be with me for the evening?

SONJA: Yeah? Well, um... Maybe, I don't know either.

LEO: Well, how about in the evening?

SONJA: I can't tonight, I have a call at half past 3, they're calling me from Taiwan.

LEO: And maybe before half past three?

SONJA: I can't, I have generation zed.

And she ended the call.

LEO was left in shock. He didn't know what hit him and why he paid 100 euros for this. Sonja was really a whore, like, last year she gave him a harvester, and now she won't. He called Mark and they went to the gym.

SONJA felt like a top-g bitch, even though she was literally sitting in a thong on a chair and playing the cello until two minutes ago. Alexandra and Tina flew around her and told her how extra and great she was, and it reminded her of some Turkish series. It felt a lot like a tram.