wolf is a barbie stan

incorrect quotes again but its jimmy and wolf

jimmy: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
wolf: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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jimmy: How petty can you get?
wolf: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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*jimmy and wolf skipping stones on lake*
jimmy: It's such a beautiful evening.
wolf, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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jimmy: Where are you going?
wolf: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

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wolf: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

 *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

 jimmy: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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wolf: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

jimmy: I think you mean cards.

wolf, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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wolf: Fuck.

jimmy: We've got to work on your cursing.

wolf: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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wolf: You're right.

jimmy: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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wolf: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

 jimmy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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wolf, pointing: May I sit there?

 jimmy: That's my lap

 wolf: That doesn't answer my question, jimmy.

(i cant help but ship thhese 2 im sorryyyy😭😭😭)

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wolf: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

jimmy: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*wolf: That one. I want that one.

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wolf: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

jimmy: What?

wolf: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

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wolf: *accidentally brushesJimmy's hand with his own*

jimmy: *aggressively holds his hand* Fucking commit to it!

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wolf: When are we gonna fuck?

jimmy: What?

wolf: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?

jimmy: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..

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wolf's: father/mother: You took my sons virginity!

jimmy: Sorry, won't happen again.

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wolf: Is something burning?

jimmy: Just my love for you.

wolf: jimmy, the toaster is on fire.

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wolf: What are your goals?

jimmy: To pet all the dogs.

wolf: No, fitness goals.

jimmy: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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wolf: jimmy...

jimmy: Oh no, 'jimmy' in b-flat.

jimmy: You're disappointed.

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wolf: Please? For me?

jimmy: Don't do that.

wolf: Do what, Jimmy?

 jimmy: You think if you say, "please, for me?" and give me that look, I'll do whatever the fuck you wa-

wolf: Please, for me?jimmy: ...Whatever you manipulative witch, fuck off.

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tried to keep it as cannon as possible srry :/

but i failed cuz i ship these 2 (i also ship them with jake hehe) and i made a bad decesion thinking i could stick to their original personalities doing this

wolf is a bottom btw-