jake: The floor is lava!
kingsley: *helps donald onto the counter*
jimmy: *kicks forrest off the sofa*
wolf: *lays on the floor*
jake: ...Are you okay?
wolf: no
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Squad reactions to being called straight:
donald: The fuck, no I'm not.
kingsley: Excuse the hell out of you?
jake: Ding dong, you are wrong!
forrest: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
jimmy: Rude.
wolf: *punches the person*
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kingsley to jake, who's about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
wolf, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
donald: That sounds so threatening...
forrest: The Wedding Games...
jimmy: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
jake: Beautiful.
kingsley: Fuck all of you!
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donald, at kingsley: You're my significant other.
kingsley: Yeah I am!
donald, at wolf: You're my child.
wolf: Yes boss.
donald, at forrest: You're my bitch.
forrest: Yeah I am- wait, what?
donald, at jake: My bestie.
jake: Naturally.
donald, jimmy: HA, GAY!
jimmy: Fuck you.
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wolf: Fine! Judge all you want but...
wolf, points at jake: Married a lesbian.
wolf, points at kingsley: Left a man at the altar.
wolf, points at donald: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
wolf, points at jimmy: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.
wolf, points at forrest: Lives in a box!
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jake: From now on we will be using code names.
jake: You can address me as Eagle One.
jake: donald is "been there done that".
jake: jimmy is "currently doing that".
jake: forrest is "it happened once in a dream".
jake: kingsley is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".
jake: And wolf is..
jake: Eagle Two
wolf: Oh thank god.
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wolf: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
