i love doing this, its so much fun being unoriginal and not comming up with my own shit
ALL HAIL GENERATORS!!!
anyways, miatatatatata, how does the new pfp look lel? im surprised it took me this long to change it tbh
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forrest: Don't trust everything you see on the internet
jake: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
forrest: *Takes away jake's phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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wolf: Do you take constructive criticism?
jake: Not without crying
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jimmy: Why aren't you sleeping?
wolf: I'm too busy plotting your murder to sleep, jimmy.
jimmy:
wolf: ...The nightmares.
jimmy: *wrapping their arms around wolf* Awwww, sweetie-
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kingsley: It's not that I don't trust wolf, I just... don't 't trust his impulse control.
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donald: Alright, listen up you little shits.
donald: Not you jake. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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jake: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2 drop rate.
forrest: What?
jake: Good luck.
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wolf: A banker? Me?
jake: Yes, wolf.
wolf: But I don't know anything about running a bank!
jake: Good. No preconceived ideas.
wolf: I've robbed banks!
jake: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
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jimmy: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
jimmy, gesturing to wolf and jake fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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kingsley, watching wolf and jimmy fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
donald, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
kingsley: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
wolf: donald.
jimmy: donald.
donald: Me.
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jake: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
jimmy: A character!
forrest: A setting!
wolf, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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jake: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
wolf: We're not friends.
jake, holding an axe: We're going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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forrest: Is he stupid?
wolf: Yes, but he prefers to be called jake.
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jake: I am jake, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
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jimmy: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
wolf: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
jimmy: How so?
wolf: It makes holes.
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wolf: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
forrest: wolf, is that legal?
wolf: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!
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random bish: What's your name cutie pie?~
jake: I don't know, I'm like 8 years old.
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jake: If I fall...
forrest: I'll be there to catch you.
kingsley: *looks at donald* What if I fall?
donald: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
jimmy: *watches these two interactions*
jimmy, to wolf: And if I fall?
wolf: I'll be the one who pushed you.
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jake: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
wolf: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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donald: While I'm gone, you're in charge jake.
jake: Yes!
donald, whispering to jimmy: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
jimmy: Obviously.
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kingsley: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
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forrest: I can be your partner for the next race.
kenny: Sorry, forrest. It's a sibling race.
jake: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
kenny: It's only children, jake. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!
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jake: Guys where did wolf go?
donald: They got arrested.
jake: How the hell-
wolf: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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jimmy: We should be partners.
wolf: You mean like, partners in crime?
jimmy: Yeah... that's precisely what I meant.
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would have been longer but i got lazy srry yall
also i home work and stuff to do so thats also a contributing factor as to why this is so short
idk what to do next lel, its christmas time so i might do something christmassy but i kinda want to do a third part to rebuild/necro. might combine both ideas and just have jimmy spend his christmas with a zombie lel
