jimmy: Stay foxy.
wolf: Die lonely.
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wolf: What are you in the mood for?
jimmy: World domination.
wolf: That's a bit ambitious.
jimmy: You are my world.
wolf: Aww...
jimmy:
wolf:
jimmy:
wolf: OH.
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jimmy: Well, wolf and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
jimmy: That's right... We kissed!
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jimmy: wolf, what are you doing?
wolf: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
jimmy: You could always take it out and count it.
wolf: Where's the fun in that?
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jimmy: Hey wolf, can you give me the opposite of these words?
jimmy: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
wolf: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
wolf: The fucking satisfaction.
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jimmy, dramatically: They called me a fool.
wolf, sick of jimmy's shit: They weren't wrong.
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wolf: *lying down and crying*
jimmy: There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?
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wolf: What does a person do when life gives them lemons?
jimmy: Um, make lemonade?
wolf: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!
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wolf: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
jimmy: wolf, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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wolf: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
jimmy: The big five licenses?
wolf: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and... license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
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wolf, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
jimmy, who's running the drive thru: ...
jimmy: Tequila.
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