dean: Do you feel any better?
timothy: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*eunchan walks in*
timothy: I feel half better.
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dean: Where did you get that tomato soup?
jake: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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eunchan: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
timothy: *looks down at their watch*
timothy: Now, how do you know that?
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jake:Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
dean: ICARUS?
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eunchan: dean has never seen Star Wars? jake, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them, jake! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
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jake, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
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jake: I drink to forget but I always remember.
dean: You're drinking orange juice.
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jake: And what do I get out of this?
eunchan: I will give you a dollar.
jake: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
eunchan: How bout two dollars?
jake: You got yourself a deal.
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jake: What happened to wolf ?
jimmy: he died.
jake: he what?
jimmy: he died, but he's okay.
jake: ...Can you please clarify?
wolf: Clarification is for the weak.
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jimmy: I'm sad.
jake: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
jake: And das not good.
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donald: Good morning.
kingsley: Good morning.
jimmy: Good morning.
jake: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
wolf: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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wolf: Hand me the people opener.
jake: ...
jake: Pardon?
wolf, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
jake, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
