jimmy: That's ridiculous, wolf doesn't have a crush on me.
jake: Yes they do.
forrest: Yes they do.
wolf: Yes I do.
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forrest: *about jimmy and wolf* They make a cute couple, huh?
jake: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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forrest: Do you love wolf?
jimmy: Yeah, I do.
forrest: jake! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
jake: We all love wolf. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
jimmy: I thought that was implied.
jake: ...
forrest: ...
jimmy, looking straight at jake: Congrats forrest, you just won 100 bucks.
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forrest: jake! I can't do this stupid math!
jake: What's the math problem?
forrest: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.
jimmy, covering wolf's ears, while jake smacks forrest upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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wolf: You know, jake gives forrest flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
jimmy: Okay.
*Later*
jimmy: *gives forrest flowers*
forrest: ???
jimmy: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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wolf, and jimmy: 3... 2... 1... Happy new year! *Starts kissing*
forrest: Guys, it's not even midnight yet, can you stop making out every time the microwave goes off?
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forrest: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
jake: I sleep with a knife.
jimmy: Both of you are pathetic.
forrest: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
jimmy: wolf.
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wolf: That's ridiculous, jimmy doesn't have a crush on me.
forrest: Yes he does.
jake: Yes he does.
jimmy: Yes I do.
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jimmy: When I see really attractive people like wolf, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, he'd be sacrificed for his beauty.
jake: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive.
forrest: Works for me.
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