Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

The first few missions

I interrupt this broadcast of Marie's Creepy Agent 4 Fanfiction, also known as her Agent 4 Factopedia, to let you know that for this chapter, I, Pearl Houzuki will be commenting and transcribing this entry since Callie told me about what Marie wrote about my forehead and I wanted to join in on exposing Marie's secret as revenge. Now with that over with, let's get on with this story by this ex-lith. - MC.Princess

Date: July 28, 2017

Agent 4 has completed their first few missions, they're currently on the third and final kettle before the boss kettle in Tentakeel Outpost and they seem to be doing well. Agent 4 however isn't perfect, one of my issues is how they seem to want to talk to me quite a bit but can't seem to take a hint that I don't want to talk and they also seem to stare at me, a lot. 

Dang Marie, kinda harsh, maybe your mouth needs a wash, eh not the best rhyme there but it's something at least. - MC.Princess

The first kettle did seem to take Agent 4 quite a while to get through, not because it was hard but because the whole area was quite extensive. There was also how Agent 4 would constantly stop to tell me to hush as I tried to give them advice to help them along. Wasn't very nice in the slightest. 

And yet you consider making a joke about my forehead is nice? Sounds like someone needs some advice on what's actually nice. - MC.Princess

Then Agent 4 decided to have an existential crisis when I told them that they had better hygiene and smelled better than Agent 3 or at least what I thought was an existential crisis. They mostly started squid bagging. If Agent 4 squid bags like that in Turf War, they must have a lot of friends.

Oh great, Marie's one character trait, sarcasm. Leads me into quite the chasm. - MC.Princess

After that, Agent 4 decided to try and talk to me again, which would normally be fine if there wasn't a Great Zap Fish that we were trying to save and that Zap Fish isn't going to save itself too, though it would be pretty rad if it did.

There's supposed to be a drawing of a weird eel thing breaking out of a mech thing of some sort here. It's so crudely done that I'm having a really hard time trying to make out what it is so I'm just gonna leave that part out and hope Calz doesn't mind. Sorry if it puts a bit anyone in a bind. - MC.Princess

Agent 4 then noticed that it was late and decided to rest for the night. I wasn't going to let them into Cuttlefish Cabin due to how little I know about them and I didn't want them finding out about how Callie is also missing too since they gotta focus on rescuing The Great Zapfish, and Callie can come later. Agent 4 had to sleep on the ground because of that, which should be fine since Agent 3 did it all the time, though it's probably why they smelled so bad. This morning Agent 4 went ahead and took care of the second kettle while also showing quite the bad attitude, they probably woke up on the wrong side of the ground, ha. 

Cod Marie, just stop. There's so much in there that just doesn't feel right to me. Marie won't let Agent 4 into the cabin because she can't let Agent 4 find out about Callie but you could've just hidden that stuff before you let Agent 4 in there. I'm not even gonna find a rhyme in this either. Then there's also how Calz's own safety is just beneath her. Dang, I did find a rhyme. Also at least give 4 some shelter, I let Marina stay at my mansion if she wants, but that's mostly because I have so many storage rooms that I don't know what I want to do with them. Lastly, maybe the reason why Agent 4 is in a bad mood is because they slept on the ground. Agent 2, more like Agent 2 Lose. -MC.Princess

While Agent 4 slept though, I took a peak at their phone and was surprised to see how they didn't have any contacts, it's like they are completely new to Inkopolis. I didn't bother putting my number into their phone because they have an earpiece in their suit so they can easily . One of the things that is interesting about Agent 4 is how determined they seem to be, I heard that all the kids were interested in power egg collecting jobs that are all over Inkopolis but at no point have I seen Agent 4 leave to do any those. Even still, I did consider asking Agent 4 about their multiplayer rank however, I didn't want to demoralize them.

Holy carp Marie, you're just assuming that Agent 4 even has played multiplayer. If Agent 4 is brand new to Inkopolis then there's a good chance that they've never even played multiplayer. Why would you even consider asking them that? - MC.Princess

Anyway, that's all for right now, I may write another entry today depending on it Agent 4 manages to make it through the boss kettle today or not. 

I was right to transcribe this for Calz, this was honestly so much fun to read. I probably won't be able to do the next entry as Marina and I are also busy doing some important stuff, but I'll be sure to return to do later entries down the line, possibly in red. Marina was also moderately interested in transcribing some stuff, so who knows what might happen. Don't get cooked, Stay Off the Hook. - MC.Princess