Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

Agent 4 vs the Octohurlers

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Finally managed to fully tap into this whole thing, Callie must've used some sort of crazy firewall to make sure her computer isn't hacked, probably used today's sponsor, Nor...

You know you could've just asked Callie if you could transcribe the next chapter, Marina, and she would've let you in? You really didn't need to hack into the story that she was writing by transcribing Marie's Agent 4 journal. - MC.Princess

Oh, well at least we have a way to help transcribe more entries without Callie's knowledge and have it be as a little surprise for her. - DJ_HyperFresh

Have it your way then. Make sure to write this in pen. - MC.Princess

*MC.Princess has disconnected*

So anyway, my name is Marina, though you can also call me DJ Hyperfresh if you want, and I will be transcribing this next chapter. Also I really love Pearlie, she's seriously the coolest ever. Don't tell her I said that. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Date: July 30, 2017

Agent 4 found another kettle and since this is all about Agent 4's activities, I'm gonna log more of Agent 4's activities. In this kettle, Sheldon has introduced Agent 4 to the Hero Roller which I got a feeling that it may give us luck in finding Callie once the Great Zap Fish is found and rescued. She always did like the roller. 

Oh yeah, in the Go All Out vs Focus on Healing Splatfest, Callie was depicted with a roller. She looked pretty cool. - DJ_HyperFresh

While Sheldon was giving Agent 4 a rundown on the Hero Roller, I decided to sketch out the schematics Sheldon had out to get an idea on what Agent 4 was working with. I then realized that some of the terms used on this didn't make much sense to me, so I'm just going to insert it here.

There's a weird sketch of what I want to say is those blueprints, I don't think I'm allowed to publish them especially with how I am already breaking several privacy laws by hacking into this and I don't want to break any more. However, I happen to be really good with technology and can understand what a lot of this means, so I'll try to explain what the Hero Roller is. It's basically the splat roller but with a fancy paint job. - DJ_HyperFresh

Agent 4 immediately gets moving onto the launchpad and launches over by some rolonium bundles which leads them to use their hero roller to knock forward at an octoslob. Then all of a sudden, Agent 4's impulsive secret finding ability comes out, they have one of those, and they find a box of power eggs.

Seems like Agent 4 would be a great fit for one of those power egg collecting jobs I keep seeing in the news reports. - DJ_Hyperfresh

A little bit later Agent 4 encounters their first Octobomber, and the Octobomber was like "I'm gonna drop bombs on ya sucker," which you should never say at an airport, similarly, you should never sing Bomb Rush Blush at an airport either. Callie did this once and security proceeded to extensively pat her down and search her bags. They confiscated her water bottle that she had filled at a water fountain that was past security and posted it onto their instagram. The flight was miserable because Callie spent the whole time crying.

lol, kinda reminds me of the time when Pearl and I were on a plan and the flight attendant was like "Now before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure" and since Pearl is rather small I look over to her and she looks to me with a look of concern for why I'm deadeyes staring at her and I whisper to her "do you feel safe?", trying to make sure that she was secure, and she just responds "I WILL HIT YOU!". Fun times. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Anyway, Agent 4 cooked that octoslob as they used a vertical swing from their Hero Roller to fling rolonium right at them.

This Octarian violence scares me, was peace not an option? - DJ_Hyperfresh

Agent 4 then encounters their first Octohurler, so I alert Agent 4 to how Octohurlers also throw rolonium because occasionally I worry about them

Awww. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Agent 4 once again shows off how much of a pro they are by sending the rolonium that Octohurler threw at them right back at them.

Octarians normally aren't this violent, are you seriously sure that you couldn't have spared a few. - DJ_Hyperfresh

It's super important that Agent 4 defeat all of these foes might I add since for some reason the launchpad to the next areas only appears once each enemy is defeated except against this line of 8 Octohurlers as Agent 4 takes a few out before scooting through the others. 

I hope those few Octohurlers are doing well. Though it does seem to make sense that Octavio would only want his launchpads to appear once all the Octarians in the area were defeated. - DJ_Hyperfresh 

Agent 4 once again walks straight into a trap, a trap that I so definitely called. It was some Octobombs that were swiftly dispatched through that rolonium that Agent 4 hurled at them. They truly seem like a pro with that roller.

And a pro at hurting my species. Pearl takes better care of my kind than 4. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Agent 4 charges through the last few parts of the enemy forces taking down Octotroopers, Octobombers and an Octohurler along the way before reaching and capturing the zap fish like a champ!

Yay, Agent 4 did it!!! - DJ_Hyperfresh

Agent 4 seems to have also gone back and upgraded their ink capacity too, using the power eggs that they found which will be super useful in the upcoming kettles, something about this boss kettle is giving me weird vibes and I really don't like it. 

Hmm, this is Octo Canyon if I recall and if they're at Suction-Cup Lookout ... oh no, they're gonna be ...

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