Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

Agent 4 Crashes the Party

Feeling better, let's get back to it. - Callie

Date: August 3, 2017

Agent 4 returns to the Octo-Canyon to take down some more Octarians and become fully introduced to Beaker's Point. Sheldon's late AGAIN, so I send Agent 4 out to look for the next kettle while I wait for Sheldon to show up. As Agent 4 as looking for the next kettle and opening up all the different routes that are around, Sheldon texts me explaining that he's had a data breach, and that for the next few days he'll be giving support to Agent 4 and the operation, along with being super annoying, from the Sheldon-Cave.

I'm starting to wonder what's inside of the Sheldon Cave. Maybe we should get like an episode of Inkopolis Cribs that'll investigate that at some point. Though it may be awhile since they're having to do a 15 part series on Pearl's mansion, it's so big that there's a shuttle that'll take guests back to the entrance. - Callie

Agent 4 finishes up their exploration of Beaker's Depot and does their business off the edge, starting to get tired of them doing it but I gotta feeling that in order for Agent 4 to do their thing, I need to accept their quarks even if that means the I need to watch them poop off the edge.

Once again, Marie, I actually know that you really just don't want to have to explain to Agent 4 why you're just watching as they're risking their life and beating up Octarians and not doing anything to help, you just don't want to admit it. - Callie

After that, Agent 4 dives on into the first kettle that they could find, which appeared to be a resort of some sort. Sheldon asks Agent 4 to use the hero shot for this kettle as he needs more data on it and due to the pecking order, Agent 4 is forced to agree. Agent 4 starts off by inking a ride rail and rides it down to some bounce pads so I let Agent 4 know that they can jump higher and get some serious air. I hope Agent 5 is also watching this too because they're gonna need to learn how to jump if they want to have any hope of success. 

Still waiting on finding out what will happen to Agent 5. - Callie

Anyway, after bouncing across a large stretch of bounce pads at this resort, Agent 4 would bounce up and barbecue some baddies, and Sheldon would remind me, you know what, screw it. I'm not mentioning Sheldon anymore. He's dead to me. 

YEAH, you tell him, Marie. Sheldon is just such a jerk. - Callie

Agent 4's reckless comes out once again as they charge in toward two Shielded Octotroopers though they use the strategy I taught them of distracting them with a splat bomb and then flanking the Shielded Octotroopers.

I think it's more fun to just blast through their shields. A good offense is the best offense. The next part looks scribbled out so I think Marie forgot that Sheldon was dead to her and wrote something about him and proceeded to scribble it out. - Callie

I'm sorta tempted to try to steal some of the bounce pads for my future amusement park, the bank can continue to deny my application for a loan but eventually, I will get it and build the best amusement park ever! 

You know, I'm gonna say it. Around the time after my hypnotized self became "Octarian Chief Interior Designer" one of the things I had done was place bounce pads in certain areas, so I think, if Marie were to steal those bounce pads and use them in her amusement park, I would actually own a part of it because of that. - Callie

Agent 4 arrives at the first checkpoint and now there are moving walls that sweep across the bounce pads. They'll need to be super careful because otherwise, they would be bouncing to their doom. Agent 4 bounces their way across, almost unphased by the moving walls. They then realize that they're gonna want a key to unlock the launchpad so they turn around and grab the key from the top of one of the moving walls and launch off to the next section

I guess Agent 4 has tapped into their jump magic to jump. - Callie

Agent 4 activates the second checkpoint and bounces over some platforms to get over a wall. They then take down an Octotrooper and dodge an Octoshower to grab a sardinium. Agent 4 did struggle with getting back up onto a platform because the Octoshower was blocking them from getting on the ground to ink up more of the wall but the Octoshower would eventually get bored and leave Agent 4 alone.

Would've been a lot easier if Agent 4 knew how to Squid Surge. - Callie

Agent 4 would then bounce their way up a stairway of bounce pads and splat two Octotroopers that were bouncing on them.

I'm not sure if I should be happy that two Octotroopers enjoyed the bounce pads or if I should be sad that those Octotroopers weren't able to tell their friends that they enjoyed the bounce pads. - Callie

Agent 4 then advanced to a large area filled with moving walls and padded down with bounce pads, it was overwhelming to glance at but Agent 4 seemed ready as they bounced their way across and splatting the two Octotroopers that were firing at them and dodging the Octoshower that was guarding the next launchpad. The next launchpad takes Agent 4 over to a large tower that they needed to bounce down. Agent 4 used the Squid Rings as a guide to fall down perfectly.

Oh I remember that tower, I made sure that was built to help show that this area was all about bounce pads back when I was hypnotized. - Callie

After falling down so well, Agent 4 uses the launchpad at the bottom to launch over to the final checkpoint. From here, Agent 4 charges across the bounce pads, bouncing from each to get across all the while dodging an Octotrooper that was shooting at them but that was easier than what was coming as when Agent 4 bounced their way a little higher, they encountered their first Octosniper.

Got a really good feeling that my great interior design idea was gonna allow for Agent 4 to avoid getting splatted. - Callie

Agent 4 doesn't seem to flinch against the Octosniper as they just use the bounce pads to dodge the Octosniper's shots while cleaning out the other Octojerks along the way. Very nicely done.

I guess Octavio can't fully mind control me since even when I am mind controlled, I can make stuff to help the good guys! - Callie

After ascending the final wall, Agent 4 grabs the zap fish while I snag a few bounce pads for my amusement park. Agent 4 then walks up to me holding a bag of green stuff and says: 

"Marie, look it's the good kush!"

I look at Agent 4, stunned by not only the fact that they're holding something that I never saw them grab but also the fact that they had something that's probably illegal, and calmly ask them: "It's the Octocanyon, how good can it be?".

It's literally just wasabi that Octavio accidentally dropped when he was analyzing my interior design ideas. - Callie

Agent 4 giggles, it's cute to see them laugh, and tosses the bag somewhere before returning to the job at hand. I'm not fully sure what I'm going to do with the bag though. Until next time however, Marie signing off. Stay Fresh

I might not get the next entry transcribed tomorrow but I'll do my best to make sure it does happen. Until next time however, Stay Fresh! - Callie