Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

Agent 4 Fights for the Honor of Their Family against タコツボザムライ

For those curious, the weird text in the name roughly translates to Octopus Pot Samurai. Marie probably included that to pay tribute to the Octo-Samurai's traditions, speaking of Octo Samurai, what can you share about the Octo-Samurai before we get started, Marina? - Callie

Well, Octo-Samurai  teaches young Octarians the way of the roller. He also fights by a strict warrior code and is supposedly a big fan of yours. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Wait really, that's interesting. - Callie

Shouldn't we get started on this entry instead of just discussing the Octo-Samurai? Though if we wanted to discuss Pearl on the other hand... - DJ_Hyperfresh

Marina no, this is about the Agent 4 fanfiction, not about your girlfriend. - Callie

Date: August 1, 2017

Sheldon has returned from his Sheldon Cave and fixed up my intercom, I can now hear what Agent 4 has to say and they can hear me which is important because all that's left here at Suction Cup Lookout is the boss level. Agent 4 then does a series of stretches and does their business in a very questionable spot, I know I'm not letting you into Cuttlefish Cabin but please stop using the "bathroom" in front of me and off the edge.

So that's why some poop landed on my head that one day. - Callie

Wait what? - DJ_Hyperfresh

I walked out onto the roof in the morning one day, to clean it, per DJ Octavio's orders and suddenly some poop comes down from the sky and lands on my head, I wanted to cry when the other Octarians saw me but the hypnoshades wouldn't let me. - Callie

Well ok then. - DJ_Hyperfresh

After that, Agent 4 hops right into the final kettle and Sheldon proceeds to issues them their Hero Roller because he wants more data about it. Just like with the previous boss kettle, the zap fish is just hanging there, ready for Agent 4 to grab, however, after Agent 4 uses the launchpad to reach where the zap fish is hanging, a tentacle emerges and grabs the zap fish, just like with the Octo-oven. However, this time what emerges is something much different. It's the Octo-Samurai who splats with honor. It's time for Agent 4 to splat this dude for the honor of their family or something. Along with making sure that I don't need to train Agent 5 to continue the mission from here.

Hey Callie, pardon me for not being fully educated on everything, but who's Agent 5? I thought there was just Agents 1, 2, 3, 3 again, 4 and 8. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Agent 5 is Marie's Industrial Squee-G that she stole from the Octarians. She named it Agent 5 and plans on using Agent 5 if Agent 4 doesn't make it. - Callie

SHE WHAT!? - DJ_Hyperfresh

Calm down, I haven't even heard about Agent 5 until I first read about it, there's probably some story about what happened to it or maybe Agent 5 has their own Factopedia or something. I honestly don't know. - Callie

I was actually surprised that Marie had caught one of the devices that I had a piece of developing for Octavio. It wasn't as significant as the flooder though. - DJ_Hyperfresh

We really need to talk about everything you were doing for Octavio at some point, and now certainly isn't the time. Let's get back to the story. - Callie

The Octo-Samurai starts by muttering something unknown, Sheldon looked confused when I looked at him for a translation and Agent 4 didn't seem to say anything about it either. After that brief bit of confusion, Octo-Samurai opens with two normal roller swings toward Agent 4, Agent 4 dodges both wads of ink being directed to them, and counters with two bits of ink from their splat roller. It seemed as though the two were evenly matched. Except for how Octo-Samurai can also adjust their roller to combine with their unicycle to become a motorcycle and charge across the area. Agent 4, was primarily unfazed by this charge and was able to dodge just in time. After doing this though, Octo-Samurai took a brief moment to catch their breath, perhaps he was giving Agent 4 an opportunity to get more damage on him because of some honor code or something.