Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

Cleaning out the Octoslobs

Date: July 31, 2017.

Agent 4 woke up rather chipper today, maybe it's because I decided to give them a pillow and a blanket yesterday to help make sleeping on the ground a little bit more comfortable. As we get further in, I may grab some sleeping bags from Cuttlefish Cabin as I can't move Cuttlefish Cabin any further into the Octocanyon without risking it being destroyed by the Octotroopers along with how I don't want to be going from each area one at time from at the start and end of each day. Too tedious.

And yet Sheldon was more than willing to go all the way back to his Sheldon cave. - Callie

Anyway, Agent 4 almost instantly found the next kettle. Sheldon proceeded to provide Agent 4 with the hero shot once again. Something smelled fishy at the start and I certainly don't mean my breath.

Finally, even Marie admits that her breath smells bad. I like to think that the reason why my breath smells better is that it's probably a side effect from eating pineapple pizza. Not only does it taste great especially when the sweet pineapple compliments the savory ham, just yum. Stop judging me for this too, actually try it.  - Callie

 Agent 4 seemed to have also sensed it too as they seemed to be proceeding rather slowing through the stage. Which was very smart for the first section as there were three shielded twintacle octotroopers. Had Agent 4 charged right in, they would've been splatted in no time. However, by waiting a little bit, an Industrial Squee-G broke through a wall and distracted the Twintacle slobs for Agent 4 to sneak on by. 

Didn't see that coming. - Callie

Agent 4 then expertly climbs up a wall with a normal size Squee-G and takes down another Octotrooper before coming to a dead end. Except Agent 4 is more perceptive than I am as they lure an Industrial Squee-G to them by inking the ground and then hopped on top of the squee g before immediately hoping off, and getting up the wall on the other side 

Ironic, Marie likes to take her time to plot everything out but couldn't see a way through that. - Callie

Something about the Industrial Squee-Gs just makes them seem adorable. It's probably just me. 

I can't really say anything about that, I never got to see the big ones from the Octo Canyon because Octavio had me doing other stuff. - Callie

Agent 4 would go on to deep fry more octarians lickety splat before making it to the launch pad, during which Sheldon  corrected me that me that Agent 4 was actuating splatting the octarians, not frying them. I know what it is Sheldon, stop correcting me. I'm just trying to sound cool to the youth so that I'm not seen as some sort of boomer. The Squid Sisters have already been phased out from being Inkopolis's number 1 group, at least let me show that I can get along with the times. 

Your grey hair prevents you from getting with the times, grandma. Just stop while you can Marie before you become cringe. - Callie

Agent 4 then comes into a large arena like area with two Industrial Squee-Gs, and being the reckless type, Agent 4 charges in and climbs a up a wall to grab a crate before luring one of the Industrial Squee-Gs over and riding it to the other side to get over the wall. I didn't think I was gonna watch a rodeo today, I should've brought my stetson. Agent 4 then does the same thing after picking up a Sacred Scroll and makes it to another launchpad. They truly are my hero as even if I was able to make it this far on my own, I don't have the courage to ride one of those Industrial Squee-Gs. I wonder if Agent 4 likes pineapple-free pizza and if the pizza shop does delivery to the Octo Canyon.

Why not give Agent 4 Pineapple Pizza, it's really good if not better than pineapple-free pizza. Then again, you could also get Agent 4 burgers too. Those won against pizza in the Burgers vs Pizza splatfest, you know the one where you said that pizza is the most important meal of the day and yet you still lost! Also you said that no one has ever heard of a dessert burger, well clearly you were outdated even back then because you didn't even hear about the Brownie Burger! - Callie

Agent 4 then climbs a tower to grab a key due to a locked door, Agent 4 then rides an ink rail on back and opens that door because there was something on the other side. It's an Industrial Squee-G, so I told Agent 4 to runaway from it, but they ignore my orders and instead just jump around it. I see a lot of Callie in Agent 4 and I think that's really going help all of us on my mission and Sheldon's, but not as much on Sheldon's mission because he won't stop correcting me.

Serves him right. In Splatsville he's been trying to get the place to shift over to his "Sheldon Licenses" that are worth nothing in coins. - Callie

Agent 4 takes the launchpad and flies on over to the next area where they take down a few enemies and climb their way up to the final checkpoint. The zap fish is in sight and the only thing in their way is a shielded octotrooper which Agent 4 takes down no problem. They then find a key that they use to unlock a lockbox which contained an Industrial Squee-G. Now my pet went and did my bidding, and when I say my pet, I'm mostly referring to the Industrial Squee-G, it's name is now Agent 5 and it will replace Agent 4 if they don't make it out alive but also Agent 4 as they too go out and do my bidding.

Should I splat Marie now for writing that along with saying "Being evil never felt so good," or wait until I'm deeper into this so that she might have a change of heart, I'll wait until later. - Callie

Agent 4 then rides Agent 5, that's what I'm calling the Industrial Squee-G now since its my pet now. To the other side, and grabs the zap fish while I swoop in to collect Agent 5. I have no intention on writing an Agent 5 Factopedia because Agent 5 is currently a spare agent, and isn't meant to truly get into the action. At least not yet.

I have two things to say here. 1, this is the first time I've even heard of an Agent 5. I've only heard of Agent 1, me, Agent 2, Marie, Agent 3, who is now the Captain, Agent 4, Agent 8, and New Agent 3. I'm now even more curious on what happens to Agent 5 and what Marie will say when I ask about Agent 5. 2, those Squee-Gs sorta remind me of the tentacle with a knife I proposed to Octavio when he had me design some stuff. He said no to it even though I thought it was inkcredible. - Callie 

My pizza delivery came so Agent 4, Sheldon, and myself all set down for a nice pineapple free pizza break which was really good.

I'm gonna introduce Agent 4 to pineapple pizza or burgers. - Callie

Agent 4 is looking for the last two kettles to get as I'm wrapping this entry up, it's starting to look like it'll take them the rest of today and a little into tomorrow for them to finish this area and I'll probably combine the next two kettles into the same entry too but until that happens, I have a need to finish this ring pop.

Hopefully, I can get the next entry transcribed today. It's honestly starting to seem like Agent 4 is beginning to grow on Marie and that makes me pretty happy since normally Marie only cares about herself and occasionally me. Until next time, Stay Fresh! - Callie