Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

Agent 4's Fail

Alright, I know what you're gonna say. Why'd it take you so long to get this entry transcribed. Well, there was a Side Ordeal that happened which slowed us down big time. - MC.Princess

Exactly Pearlie, but now that it's over, we can get back to adding more to this. -DJ_Hyperfresh

August 6th, 2017

Agent 4 just fell from Moray Towers during one of their missions and it is hilarious. Like they just fell off of one of the buildings, I'm still laughing. Can't wait to poke fun at them about it. 

Dang, that's kinda rude. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Rewinding a bit, Agent 4, had cracked open the last kettle before the boss kettle. This kettle was another collect-athon of Mini-Zapfish with Octolings to watch out for and was staged around Moray Towers. Agent 4 started off seemingly confident on the first map that everyone hated. 

I kinda liked this map, sure it was super high up but it had a lot of great spots to assault enemies from above with my undercover brella. - DJ_Hyperfresh

... - MC.Princess

Pearlie? You ok? - DJ_Hyperfresh

Yeah, just having ptsd from the amount of times I dodge rolled off of this map. - MC.Princess

Fair. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Though isn't the secret to winning on this map for you to be on the other team? - MC.Princess

Pearlie, we've been over this, the reason that happens is because I get a panic attack because you're not with me. - DJ_Hyperfresh

It's moments like these in which I'm glad I'm not the one going into these kettles, my fear of heights would not jive with this stage at all. 

What a looser, aerophobia is just lame. - MC.Princess

Aren't you afraid of... - DJ_Hyperfresh

NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT! - MC.Princess

Anyway, Agent 4-

Fun fact, this is where we initially left off the chapter before our Side Ordeal. So these next parts are being transcribed like a year after this story was initially started. - DJ_Hyperfresh

-then splats open a few crates and makes their way down the ramp, splatting an octoling that superjumped to them with significant ease. Moving down another ramp, they then open up a container and grab the first zap fish. 

That's one down. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Seemed rather unguarded, what kind of looser would do something like that. - MC.Princess

Isn't the password to your luggage; 1234? - DJ_Hyperfresh

No ... because I'm gonna change it once we're done. - MC.Princess

Agent 4 descends another ramp and spots a sprinkler spilling out ink that's unfortunately out of their reach but what is in their reach is another octoling that was superjumping to their location which they once again take down with significant ease. They then smash a crate because inanimate objects are dumb!

Yo 'Rina, what's up with how much you geek out with Marie's stuff - MC.Princess 

Uhm I have no idea what you're talking about. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Well when we got...  - MC.Princess

No spoiling, Pearl - DJ_Hyperfresh

but... - MC.Princess

We can talk later! - DJ_Hyperfresh

After smashing through another inanimate object, this time twas a splash wall, 4 would be greeted with not only an octosniper that immediately locked onto them, but also an octoling hidden in the ink. They managed the splat the octoling but get hit by the octosniper, instantly destroying their armor. 

You know, those octosnipers remind me of the... - MC.Princess

Pearlie, stop bringing up that whole thing. We need to respect those that weren't there for it and I'm not ready to tell everyone about what happened. - DJ_Hyperfresh

Ok fair, I'll stop. - MC.Princess

Agent 4 decides to runaway while they still can while staying on the path which is impressive considering how later on they would fall off the map.

Oh I hear that's someone's favorite battle strategy, I forgot their name though. Think it started with a C though - MC.Princess

Collin? - DJ_Hyperfresh

I don't really remember too well but probably. - MC.Princess

Agent 4 attempts to ascend a warped wall but learns that he isn't a true ninja warrior grand sensei master like I definitely am and can't climb it so they go to a lower floor and pickup a case of power eggs.

You really think Marie is a ninja warrior grand sensei master? - MC.Princess

I mean, she did support team ninja. - DJ_Hyperfresh

During this another octosniper takes aim at Agent 4 causing them to panic and ride an inkrail to get to safety. Unfortunately, multiple Octarians not only decided that sniper is such a good job that they took it up, they also were able to spot 4 travel across the ink rail and they were gunning for them. Agent 4 panics and jumps off the ink rail but they would end up falling to their doom. 

Oh no. - DJ_Hyperfresh

I burst out laughing cuz while it was sad to see them die, it was kinda funny to see their reaction to when there was no ground below them. I apparently laughed so hard that I missed the moments in which 4 collected the other mini zap fish because they returned a short while later with them. All that's left is the boss kettle and then we'll be entering the true heart of Octarian territory. Stay Fresh.

Dang, I kinda wish Marie was a little bit nicer about it. I don't get how it's funny. - MC.Princess

I think it's because Marie is a weirdo. - Callie

How long have you been here? - DJ_Hyperfresh

Awhile, I didn't know where you both were with this entry and I didn't want to transcribe this if you both were just about done with it and since neither of you were responding to my texts, I had no idea what was going on. - Callie

Weren't you grounded? - DJ_Hyperfresh

I was, but then Gramps remembered that she had no authority to be grounding me since she's not my mom or my dad. - Callie

Well, it's great to have you back, Calz! - MC.Princess 

Thank you, hopefully we can pick up the pace again with these transcriptions. - Callie

Until then, don't get cooked. - MC.Princess

Stay off the Hook! - DJ_Hyperfresh

Stay fresh! - Callie