25 ways to annoy Javert
1. Ask him why he keeps letting Jean Valjean escape
2. Tell him that you stole a loaf a bread
3. Run
4. Tell him that you know why women will never love him
5. Yell "24601" at the top of your lungs and as annoyingly as you can when ever he is around
6. Ask him why he took the easy way out and just jumped off a bridge
7. Tell him he is a wimp and a coward
8. Run again
9. Tell him that Jean Valjean is WAY faster than him because he is never able to catch him
10. Then mention that Jean Valjean is REALLY old
11. Ask him why he is making promises to the stars which are inanimate objects
12. Suggest he sees a phsycologist about him talking to inaminate objects
13. Tell him that he isn't doing his job right
14. Say "look over there! Criminal!" and then run in the other direction
15. List all of things that Jean Valjean did right that he didn't
16. Tell him you like his uniform
17. Then ask if they come in men's sizes
18. Run again
19. When he starts cursing at you, say "Oh, just shut up and go jump off a bridge"
20. Laugh as he does it
21. Tell him that the barricade boys are planning to murder him
22. Remind him that a kid now taller than four and a half feet blew his cover
23. Ask him why Jean Valjean is way stronger than he is
24. Tell him that god has already gave his blessing to Jean Valjean and that he'll just have to get the pre-used one
25. Do all of these things without getting thrown in jail
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25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters
FanfictionThese are 25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters (if you couldn't tell by the name) I read some of these kinds of stories with the Harry Potter Cast and Percy Jackson cast so I decided to try to do one with Les Miserables. Maybe next time yo...
