1. When he is underneath the cart, sit on a chair near by and file your nails
2. When he says, "can you help me move this?" jump up and cheer him on
3. When he gives you an evil look say, "gosh I'm tired...I did my share, how about helping out a bit here!"
4. Tell him he's lucky it was just a cart and not a car going 65 mph
5. Then run away when he asks what a car is
6. When Valjean comes to save him, say "JOHNNY BOY!!! Help me first!"
7. When he protests, say "what? I have a hang nail! MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!"
8. Watch him struggle underneath he cart while you do nothing
9. When he asks why you aren't helping, say "COME ON FAUCHY! BE A MAN! USE THOSE MUSCLES!"
10. Then say, "oops...I forgot you don't have any"
11. Pretend you are visiting a 5 star hotel and he's the bell boy (with the cart as his luggage cart)
12. Dump your bags on the cart and say, "take this to room 245 please!"
13. If he protests, cut him off by saying if he's quick, you'll give him an extra big tip
14. While he's still stuck, give him a long, pointless lecture on why turtles have shells
15. Tell him he reminds you of a turtle with the cart on his back
16. Then maybe give your opinion on if unicorns are real or not while your at it
17. Insist on singing "Short Shorts" for the whole day
18. Then if you get tired of that song, try "It's a small world"
19. rant on about how long his name is
20. Then make up many nicknames he could have such as "Fauchy, Lele, Chele, etc."
21.Laugh as he can't get away from you because of the cart
22. When he complains he's going to be underneath the cart forever if you don't help him shrug and say, "I could live with that"
23. When he gives you the evil eye, say "Fine, if you are a good boy, I'll bring you a portable TV and some gummy worms!"
24. Run
25.Actually you really don't have to run because he's stuck under a cart anyways
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25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters
FanfictionThese are 25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters (if you couldn't tell by the name) I read some of these kinds of stories with the Harry Potter Cast and Percy Jackson cast so I decided to try to do one with Les Miserables. Maybe next time yo...
