25 ways to annoy Champmathieu(the guy accused of being Jean Valjean)
1. Ask him who is
2. Then say, "NO, your Jean Valjean!!!"
3. Ask him why he has such a small part when he is accused of being the star of the show
4. Ask him to sing
5. Then say he should be able to sing because Jean Valjean can
6. Then say he is a horrible Jean Valjean and will never make it in the show biz
7. Then say nobody cares about his character
8. Say to him that he is stupid for getting caught in the first place
9. Then ask why he couldn't have gotten plastic surgery to NOT look like Jean Valjean
10. Then say that would have been smart thing to do, but that shows how smart he is
11. Ask him why he needed the real Jean Valjean to save his butt in court
12. Tell him he looks better as a prisoner
13. Ask him why very little Les Miserables fans know who he is
14. When Jean Valjean and him are next to each other run up to Jean Valjean and say, "OMG! Can I have your autograph?"
15. Then say to him, "I guess you can sign it too, ummm...who ever you are..."
16. Call him Jean Valjean when Javert is around
17. Laugh as Javert chases him yelling, "JEAN VALJEAN! GET BACK HERE!" and him yelling, "I'M NOT JEAN VALJEAN!"
18. Turn him to Javert and say he's Jean Valjean
19. Say, "Why hello Javert!" when ever he is around
20. Then add, "Nice to see you too Jean Valjean."
21. Ask how Cosette is
22. Then say, "HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OWN DAUGHTER!"
23. When he says his name say, "Wait what is your name? Champwhatwho?"
24. Laugh as he gives you the evil eye
25. Try not get killed by him while doing these very annoying things
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25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters
FanfictionThese are 25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters (if you couldn't tell by the name) I read some of these kinds of stories with the Harry Potter Cast and Percy Jackson cast so I decided to try to do one with Les Miserables. Maybe next time yo...
