25 ways to annoy young Eponine
1. Tell her you'd rather speak to Cosette than her
2. Tell her that her future is horrible
3. Say to her, "Why are you so in love with Marius! You can do so much better sista!"
4. Laugh as she gets confused on who Marius is
5. Say to her, "HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN TO COSETTE!!!!"
6. Then call her the evil step-sister
7. Ask her why she barely talks when she is younger, but talks A LOT in the future
8. Tell her that Cosette is WAY prettier than her
9. When it looks like she's about to punch you say, "OK,OK!!! You're prettier! You just have to close one eye...then the other..."
10. Run away because even though she is young, she can still murder you if you give her the chance
11. Mumble something about her dying alone
12. Then say, "AHHHH!!!! You know too much about the future!!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!"
13. Tell her that no matter what her mum says, her little blue hat is still UGLY
14. Also mention that people hate her little blue hat
15. Tell her that Karma is going to get back at her in like 9 years or so
16. Then say that Karma ALWAYS gets people back
17. Remind her every five minutes that even though it is better to save your loved ones...if they don't love you back then YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!!
18. Laugh as she gets even more confused
19. Tell her to not jump in front of guns...EVER
20. Ask her if she were to die young, where would she want to be
21. Then say,"WRONG!!!! I hope you're OK with dying on broken pianos in the rain...YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!!!!!"
22. Tell her that if she doesn't stop her parents from thieving, she will soon be a girl without the man she loves AND without "loving" Parents
23. Then say, "...on second thought...your parents don't "love" anything...except money"
24. Run...again
25. Do all of these without getting attacked by the ADULT Eponine later on...she's stronger than she looks...if you like your face arranged where it is...yeah...BEWARE OF THE PONY!!!!!
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25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters
FanfictionThese are 25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters (if you couldn't tell by the name) I read some of these kinds of stories with the Harry Potter Cast and Percy Jackson cast so I decided to try to do one with Les Miserables. Maybe next time yo...
