25 ways to annoy Fantine-I finally got to it!
1. Ask her where her boyfriend is
2. Ask her how Cosette is
3. Accidentally call her "Lily Potter"
4. Laugh as she gets confused
5. Then compare Cosette to Harry Potter
6. Laugh as she gets mad at you for comparing her child to a boy
7. Then drag her all over town yelling at the people who hurt her, but be really weird so she's embarrassed
8. Fire her
9. Try to comfort her by saying that her hairstyle (after she cut it) is so in right now
10. Then say that the missing tooth look does wonders for her
11. Then when she looks away mouth "no" while shaking her head
12. When she turns back, smile and act like you didn't do anything wrong
13. Ask if she's anorexic
14. Tell her that she really shouldn't be missing meals because it is unhealthy
15. When she says that she can't afford a meal, say "Well then boil and eat a rat! Their edible"
16. Try not to make gagging sounds while saying that
17. Have the foreman tell her she's pretty
18. Watch as she punches him
19. Sing "Oh what a night (1963)" from Jersey Boys to her about her job as a prostitute
20. Have a before and after picture of her
21. Then say when you see the "before" picture, "THAT'S YOU?!? I never would have guessed."
22. Then say that your sorry to her because you feel bad, but make sure to be extra corny
23. Laugh as she rolls her eyes at you
24. Tell her she is she most fragile character
25. Make sure that you aren't too mean because she is the most fragile character after all!
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