25 ways to annoy the members of the abaisses cafe
1. Ask them for a peppermint mocca coffee with a glazed doughnut on the side
2. When they look confused say you thought that since they were a CAFE, they should serve coffee and doughnuts
3. Then add if they were going to take this long to get your order, their tip isn't going to be very big
4. When they sing "Red and Black" say sarcastically, "Oh, I wonder what your favorite colors are."
5. Then suggest that they change the lyrics to that song to "Red:the color of apples, Black: the color of rotting apples!" (yes I know I used that in another story....)
6. Invite yourself in to every one of their meetings
7. When they ask you to leave, say that you can't since you are glued to your chair
8. Refuse to let them try to "unglue" you from your chair
9. Remove all the gun power from the guns
10. Then replace it with soap
11. Watch and enjoy as they try to kill someone with bubbles
12. Replace the revolution flag with pairs of each of their underwear (Yes I know I used this in another story too...)
13. Make sure to dye the underwear "red and black"
14. Steal all of their guns
15. Replace them with nerf guns
16. When they ask for their real guns back say, "Why? Those ones are SO much better!"
17. Run
18. "forget" all of their names
19. Then call, Enjolras "Joly", Grantaire "Marius", Marius "Gavroche", etc.
20. Take all of their knifes/swords and dump them in a body of water (ocean, lake, bathtub, etc)
21. Give them all pieces of licorice instead
22. When they protest, say that licorice DOES hurt if you whip it really hard
23. Then demonstrate on them
24. Laugh as they attempt to slay some soldiers with licorice
25. Complain to them that your coffee and doughnut is STILL not ready after you have annoyed them 24 different ways already
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25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters
FanfictionThese are 25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters (if you couldn't tell by the name) I read some of these kinds of stories with the Harry Potter Cast and Percy Jackson cast so I decided to try to do one with Les Miserables. Maybe next time yo...
