One shots

Ao3: Life and death are twins

Dean leaned against his brother chuckling, "It was a good run wasn't it Liam?" Liam sighed and nodded hugging him tightly, "I hope we meet in the after" Dean grunted tears running down his cheeks as he nodded. " Your my best friend, my brother always nothing can change that promise?" Liam nodded and laughed only to be cut off.

Dean sobbed and fell holding his brothers body, he grabbed the gun and held it to his head. " I'm sorry Liam"

The gun went off.

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He woke up and clutched his head, Explosive pain went on behind his eyes and temples.

"Look who woke up its the pretty pretty princess. Wakey wakey get the fuck up we have things to do." He got up and stumbled following the man in the black Cape?... yeah. " You rule the underworld now, you need to work out a new system for judging souls because the last one sucked. I'm beelzebub" He nodded knowing he couldn't be done, he was lucky for the first 4500 years because humans barely started producing, after the first two were out on the the fresh slate earth it was slow. He got a couple systems put in place and though he tried work with life he was rejected Every-time.

Every. Time.

He got into touch with Universe and pulled some strings so when someone died a file of their entire life was sorted and put into Alphabetical order in a filing cabinet that could fit everything forever. It was a welcome gift as the new king, he set up a Info desk for Souls to get their level and a separate Help Desk for people who were confused still. He created 9 layers of "Hell" as the place was commonly known.

Eventually he got a demon army together and made 8 demon Generals. He asked Beelzebub if he was ok with being a leader but he only said " I serve you that is not my place", so he put the other 8 in charge and saw after a couple years that it would be a good change of pace for his friend. He asked if any would like to switch levels and didn't get one so they walked through the levels cloaked observing. Beelzebub didn't like 1-4, seeming bored, 5,6 & 7 piqued his interest but he saw 8 was it for him.

He sent Bee back to the main grounds and approached Satan, he had curly red horns and leather pants with steel toed boots. "Satan, if I could borrow a moment of your time I'd like to speak to your on a rather important matter-" he didn't care for the blood the demon was covered in, but when it got in his mouth it... made him see tinges of red. Even though a demon himself, one that drank blood, this humans blood disgusted him. He felt ready to hurl.

Gross.

"Oh sir- shit I apologize" he snapped his fingers and the human exploded. The screaming stopped with was a plus side. When the demon looked annoyed he raised a brow and stepped forward boots squelching on guts. "Don't worry he'll be back in the same condition, now, how would you liked to be moved down".

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He left and decided to walk up to the main grounds, he was putting Satan in level 9 and Beelzebub in 8. It was a few hours before he got back to main level but he had already created level 9. Organized for souls that should've been sent their to be sent and filled out a list of names of who was being removed as to not set off alarms. He checked his work calendar and stopped, anger filled his body and he snapped his fingers. Anger seeped through into the air as he walked through the hallway of the Main grounds. Finally not being able to take it he did something he had yet to do.

He commanded Beelzebub to his side, his voice shook the ground and when his right hand appeared pale. " Yes M'lord?" Dean took a step forward and a deep breath. " From here on out, any meeting with Life you tell me right away. I don't care what the Fuck I am doing you tell me as soon. As possible. Understood?"

Beelzebub nodded and he grabbed his jaw "Words, because I'm so close to snapping my fingers and making you explode. And you'll feel everything". " Yes sir I understand, I'm deeply sorry sir it won't happen again". If he wasn't shaking Deanwould do it to teach him a lesson but his right hand had no idea so it would fly for now.

" Now go level nine is set up if you didn't know". He left nodding quickly before closing the door, he got ready for the meeting that was in three hours which thinking about it made him angry all over again.

He got dressed in a navy blue suit that wasn't dabbled in blood and got ready