September 10 3:00 PM
hyunjin is a wimp
Felly: we're at the park and hyunjin skinned his knee and he's crying a river rn
Seungtheman: lmao loser
dumbass: I AM IN PAIN 😭
Felly: we're trying to find an ambulance because he insists on it
Dumbass: I'M GONNA DIE OF INFECTION BRUH
Meanho: bro you're so fucking dramatic
Like imagine crying over a skinned knee
Savagemaknae: like fr i'm wondering who is the real baby is
dumbass: YALL SUCK UGH I AM IN PAIN AND YALL SHOWING NO SYMPATHY
Jisuck: oh no hyunjin got a boo-boo what are we gonna do. anyways, meanho lets kiss to celebrate this *kisses romantically*
Meanho: No *judo flips*
Oldmanchan: do you want a kiss on your knee or-?
Dumbass: no your stinky breath will get all over my flawless skin and-jakadfKAJ
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Felly: HYUNJIN TRIPPED OVER A SQUIRREL AND FELL IN A TRASH BIN OMGOMGOMG
Changtrashbin: what about a trash bin?
OH PLSSS
Jisuck: OMG WHAT DID YOU RECORD IT
Meanho: aint no way this dumbfuck fell in a trash bin
Seungtheman: at the point i'm not even surprised. he has gotten stuck in ikea before.
Jisuck: POST IT ON INSTAGRAM REELS IF YOU RECORDED IT RN
Oldmanchan: omg hyunjin are you okay?
Dumbass: i skinned my knee and fell face first in a trash can. what do you think gandalf?
Oldmanchan: i hope you broke your nose
Felly: YALL I GOT A PICTURE OF HYUNJIN IN THE TRASH
Jisuck: send it now.
Dumbass: felix I swear to god if you send that picture i will throw you out of the window when we get to your house.
Felly: im quaking.
*1 attachment*
Meanho: this is the best thing i've seen all fucking day. squirrels are now my second favorite animal.
Jisuck: *dips minho in joy*
Meanho: *backhands across the table*
dumbass: does like no one care that i could've broken my nose? 🥹
Changtrashbin: tbh no
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
