onions have metal in them

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November 27 6:00 PM

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Felly: TYPA GIRL THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANNA DREAM

dumbass: TYPA GIRL THAT CAME STRAIGHT UP OFF THE SCREEN

Felly: TYPA GIRL THAT YOU WANNA ICE UP MAKE ME FREEZE

leeknow: TYPA GIRL YOU WANNA WIFE UP SIGN THE PRE 

Jisuck: can you wife me up pls 

leeknow: shut up 

pizzaslice: guys i kind of want to change my username 

Jisuck: hell no you're keeping that 

pizzaslice: ;-; 

oldmanchan: what about me 

seungtheman: no

Felly: OMG WAIT I FORGOT YOU CAN CHANGE USERNAMES IM SO DUMB

Felly changed his name to ilovehyunjin 

dumbass: ilysm 

dumbass changed his name to ilovefelix

seungtheman: that's actually so cute omg

leeknow: AHHHH 

ilovehyunjin: <3

ilovefelix: <33

savagefetus: yoo guys i just realized onions have lead in them 

oldmanchan: i don't see why that is important

ilovefelix: WAIT SO IM EATING LEAD? EW GROSS 

ilovehyunjin: omg does that mean i can eat pencil lead? 

ilovehyunjin: omg i got to try some!

seungtheman: nvm you're both idiots.

pizzaslice: oh lord.

leeknow: felix. lead is a metal element and is different from pencil lead.

leeknow: please do not eat the fucking lead.

ilovehyunjin: aw man

oldmanchan: i thought it was a nonmetal? 

Jisuck: omg does that mean i can lead bend like in avatar since its an element? 

leeknow: yooo wait actually it's possible 

ilovefelix: I DONT WANT TO HAVE METAL IN ME WAHHH

pizzaslice: sucks to suck

leeknow: bestie your blood is made of like 70 percent metal 

ilovefelix: WHAT 

oldmanchan: but like, are you sure we're eating metals?

seungtheman: depends on the state when you're eating it

oldmanchan: so if i'm eating it in texas its a metal, but in florida it's not?

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seungtheman: FOR FUCKS SAKE 

pizzaslice: 💀

leeknow: everyone is dumb.

ilovehyunjin: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

ilovefelix: DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

savagefetus: EVERYONE IS DUMB

seungtheman: SHUT UP 

ilovehyunjin: ur mum 

seungtheman: stop it now. 

ilovefelix: teehee

seungtheman: oml all you people are crazy 

savagefetus: you're the one in love with a pet hacker

seungtheman: shut up i hate that guy 

seungtheman: he's my arch nemesis

savagefetus: mm hmmmm

seungtheman: all we got between us is tension

savagefetus: *sexual tension

seungtheman: OH MY GOD STOP 

seungtheman went offline

savagefetus: teehee

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Jisuck: btw lee know it's very nice out want to take a walk out at the park 

leeknow: No. 

Jisuck: pleaseee

leeknow: okay fine

Jisuck: YAY

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