September 17, 8:38 AM
Felixburg
Jisuck: OMG GUYS HELP HELP HELP
Meanho: what the fuck is this time im trying to work
oldmanchan: what is it jisung?
dumbass: i bet he got stuck in ikea
Jisuck: no, i'm not as dumb as you. but there is an INCREDIBLY hot waiter at this cafe im at!
Seungtheman: poor him
Jisuck: HES SO MUSCLEY IM DYING
Jisuck: OMG HE SMILED AT ME IM DEAD
Meanho: you cheating on me?
Jisuck: no my love BUT HES SO HOT
savagemaknae: ask for his number
Felly: DO IT DO IT
dumbass: watch jisung get rejected
seungtheman: minho already got him prepared for rejection
Jisuck: guys shut up hes bringing me my order
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The college student quickly hid his phone after he sent the text. He leaned against the table, trying to act a natural as possible.
The hot waiter walked up to him, holding a tray with an Iced Americano and cat shaped cookie. He wore a pastel pink apron, and a white long sleeved top with his sleeves rolled up. He had a cap on and a cute smile.
"Order for Han?" He asked. Han Jisung nodded, afraid if he opened his mouth he would let out a juicy burp or talk like a concussed chicken.
The gorgeous guy placed the coffee and the cat shaped pastry on the table with his gorgeous hands. "Thank you." Jisung said, trying to keep his voice steady.
His heart was beating like a series of nuclear bombs inside his body.
The guy smiled, before walking away.
As soon as disappeared behind the counters, Jisung whipped out his phone to text the group chat.
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Jisuck: OMG HE JUST GAVE ME MY FOOD
seungtheman: congrats, no one cares
Meanho: are you going to cherish the cup or something
Jisuck: I'M GOING TO GO TO THIS COFFEE SHOP EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
seungtheman: i feel bad for the dude, he has to put up with you forever
oldmanchan: if he quits his job it'll be you're fault tbh
Jisuck: HE'S SO FINE
dumbass: you're probably exaggerated, he probably looks like a chicken nugget
savagemaknae: what's wrong with chicken nuggets?
Jisuck: ima take a picture of him he looks too hot in that apron
seungtheman: is that even allowed?
Felly: ikr its so creepy
Jisuck: *insert picture of the waiter minding his own damn business*
dumbass: holy jesus he's actually hot
oldmanchan: he doesn't look like a chicken nugget lol
Meanho: holy fuck. jisung, what shop are u at?
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language