lord jisung's kingdom

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September 19, 5:34 AM 

changbin is a tortilla chip 

Jisuck: today is the day. 

dumbass: what is it with you people and waking me up at the ass crack of dawn

Meanho: fr yall need to piss off 

pizzaslice: shut up guys the visual needs his beauty sleep 

dumbass: so changbin agrees that i need beauty sleep

Jisuck: you don't need a beauty sleep you need to hibernate until next spring 

Felly: DAMNNN 

dumbass: at least I dont have F-list visuals 

Jisuck: at least i dont have an ego thats bigger than my iq

Felly: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 

oldmanchan: no fighting kids lets be civil about this!

savagemaknae: how does jisung manage to create beef with literally everyone 

seungtheman: he's just annoying like that 

oldmanchan: be nice kids we're all family here! 

dumbass: there must be a mistake then because there is no way my beautiful self is related to you fuckers 

Meanho: does that mean if jisung is my sibling he has to fuck off cause thats incest? 

Jisuck: uhh im adopted 

Meanho: thats not much better 💀

pizzaslice: can we just get to the point? i need to prove im the main visual

dumbass: in your dreams

pizzaslice: ;-; 

Jisuck: okay guys shut up let me give my life speech before my selfie blesses your eyes 

Meanho: oh fuck no

savagemaknae: oh boy 

seungtheman: let me know when he's done 

seungtheman went offline 

Felly: and i oop-

jisung is typing ....

oldmanchan: holy shit he's typing a paragraph

pizzaslice: BRACE YOURSELVES 

Jisuck: *clears throat* Once upon a time, I was a man of beauty, intellect, and youth. Then this fucker with far less youth and beauty and intellect decided he and 5 others were worthy of my presence and forced me to be a part of this chat. Only one was worthy of my presence, and it was this hot daddy named Minho. We underwent some ups and downs but in the end we got married and had our wedding in Paris and had 8 kids. Conclusion: i am still beautiful and yall are not and this picture ima send proves it

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