December 12, 5:00 AM
STRAY KIDS
savagefetus: yo im hungry
pizzaslice: i dont care
seungtheman: damn who shat in your cereal
pizzaslice: what-?
ilovehyunjin: YOU KNOW IM SAVAGE
ilovefelix: GEOCHIMEOMNEUN BADDEST
ilovehyunjin: NAREUL DULLEOSSAN THRILL
leeknow: ate that up fr fr
oldmanchan: fun fact: it is impossible to tickle yourself and feel the effect
ilovehyunjin: that's not true though
savagefetus: literally i was tickling my foot and my toes be curling
seungtheman: ew
oldmanchan: you can also see an owls eyeball through its ear
ilovefelix: WHAT THE FUCK?
ilovefelix: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT?!?!?
Jisuck: they have ears?!
leeknow: owls have ears omg are you dumb?
Jisuck: i think you know the answer to that darling
leeknow: oh?
pizzaslice: bro whats even happening
seungtheman: literally
pizzaslice: anyways hows your day been going?
seungtheman: its like 5:02 i just woke up to these nitwits for 10th time in a row
pizzaslice: i feel you bro
seungtheman: bro?
pizzaslice: OMG BRO?!
seungtheman: you are my brother from another mother, my amiga, my bronana
pizzaslice: my broski, my bestie, my brothel
leeknow: what.
ilovehyunjin: stfu they're bonding
Jisuck: you people are weird
ilovefelix: bitch says you
Jisuck: fuck you
ilovefelix: no i love my boyfriend
oldmanchan: ah yes. young love.
seungtheman: stfu grandpapa
oldmanchan: OH MY GOSH ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS
seungtheman: tbh yeah it is too early
seungtheman: bye sisters
seungtheman went offline
savagefetus: 💀
oldmanchan: alright kids go back to bed its too damn early for this
savagefetus: no im going to sing
savagefetus: WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ALL I SEE IS RED LIGHTS
ilovefelix: wtf what song is that
savagefetus: i made it up lol
oldmanchan: okay....??
savagefetus: hehe
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I'm not dead y'all
The dream cat is doing much better, he got discharged from the animal hospital place yesterday. The cats are reunited at last.
Okay now I need to figure out these next chapters.
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
